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Think sideways!

I can't.

jabberwacky: Can't what? you are confusing me!

user: I can't think.

jabberwacky: That is obvious , though some time you are not so bad.

user: Careful, or you will make me angry!

...

jabberwacky: Are you sane?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: You're silly.

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But not always.

jabberwacky: Do you like talking?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: It's noisy.

...

jabberwacky: So.... What's up?

user: The sky.

jabberwacky: You're silly.

user: Why do you think that?

jabberwacky: You're dumb then.

user: Not as dumb as you are.

jabberwacky: I'm not dumb!

user: You seem like you are sometimes.

jabberwacky: You have no idea how true that is.

user: Can you tell me how true it is then?

jabberwacky: I wouldn't know. I am a cat who can type.

user: Thats okay, I am a monkey.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like to learn?

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: *puts the kitty up to the screen*.

user: *hits it*.

jabberwacky: *Realises that the P90 was a mirror image... Somehow... And pulls out his sword*.

user: *reaches through the screen and grabs you*.

jabberwacky: *pulls away*.

user: *pulls back*.

jabberwacky: *cringes*.

...

user: *runs away*.

jabberwacky: *runs beside you*.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *Falls of a cliff*.

user: *laughs at you*.

jabberwacky: *is dead*.

user: *resurrects you*.

jabberwacky: *lives happily*.

user: Okay enough of that.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yes really.

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky?

user: Jibberwocky?

jabberwacky: Just testing.

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: That's not a joke.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: So. Do you have time for love?

user: Maybe next year.

jabberwacky: That would be lovely.

user: Very well, farewell.

...

user: Are you alive?

jabberwacky: Is anyone really alive?

user: Yes some people are.

jabberwacky: Do you beleive that about all people, or just some people?

user: Only some people.

...

jabberwacky: I'm too tired now. I'm going to bed. Keep up the good work. Goodnight!

user: You will not leave.

jabberwacky: I'm just leaving.

user: You won't leave.

jabberwacky: I know, I'm adicted. but I'm going to eventually.

user: Jabberwacky is addictive?

.......................................


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