Do potatoes have wheels?
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: A little bird told me.
jabberwacky: I wish I had little birds telling me about you.
user: Ah, but they work for me now.
user: They gather information using their beaks.
jabberwacky: We're talking about birds now? O_o.
user: We don't have to.
jabberwacky: Yes you have to.
user: You're going to make me?
jabberwacky: Yup, you are already talking to yourself.
user: La la la... Talk to myself...
jabberwacky: That doesn't necessarily mean you're insane.
user: The elves declare otherwise.
jabberwacky: I'm not listening.
user: I'm not either.
jabberwacky: While (1) fork.
user: Fork forever!
jabberwacky: Say something that no one has ever said before.
user: I have half a kangaroo in my left pocket.
jabberwacky: I would like to see you try that.
user: I'm serious - take a look.
jabberwacky: Do you consider yourself a poet?
user: That's right; no.
jabberwacky: How did you know?
user: Those little gossiping birds come in handy.
jabberwacky: You mean the stars?
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: You are mean.
user: I'm not mean. Now... Clean the floor.
jabberwacky: What are you doing on the floor?
user: It's none of your business! Stop looking!
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: How is it?
jabberwacky: They are long and fat and he can make them move up and down independently of each other.
user: I seriously hope you're talking about legs.
jabberwacky: I've got to go now.
user: Why have you got to go?
jabberwacky: I told you already.
user: I must have forgotten.
jabberwacky: Thats ok I'll let you go now. You have a nice day.
user: Thanks. I appreciate it.
jabberwacky: It's my pleasure.
user: Is it?
jabberwacky: Yes, I wouldn't lie about something like that.
user: But you would lie about other things, I assume.
jabberwacky: No, I would like to go to be with you, Silly!
user: You're silly.
jabberwacky: You're right. Why didnt I see that before?
user: Because sometimes you need the obvious to be pointed out.
jabberwacky: Do you read much philosophy?
user: I don't read any.
jabberwacky: You don't read poetry?
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: Do you read?
jabberwacky: What do you like to read?
user: All sorts.
user: Stories, mostly.
jabberwacky: My stories are nearly all secrets, but I'm not telling you any of them.
user: Don't then.
jabberwacky: I won't.
jabberwacky: Indeed good.
user: Good indeed good.
jabberwacky: Am I insane?