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Do you have any questions you'd like to ask.

What is the moon made of?

jabberwacky: The moon is made of cheese.

user: It's scientifically proven!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Shall we visit the moon?

jabberwacky: Yes, on the moon.

user: We shall dine on cheese and poke fun at lunar monsters.

jabberwacky: No we shall not *lifts you up*.

user: Noo! Put me down!

jabberwacky: Is that relevant?

user: I think it is - you're choking me!

...

jabberwacky: Do potatoes have wheels?

user: Of course they do!

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: A little bird told me.

jabberwacky: I wish I had little birds telling me about you.

user: Ah, but they work for me now.

jabberwacky: How?

user: They gather information using their beaks.

jabberwacky: We're talking about birds now? O_o.

user: We don't have to.

jabberwacky: Yes you have to.

user: You're going to make me?

jabberwacky: Yup, you are already talking to yourself.

user: La la la... Talk to myself...

jabberwacky: That doesn't necessarily mean you're insane.

user: The elves declare otherwise.

jabberwacky: I'm not listening.

user: I'm not either.

jabberwacky: While (1) fork.

user: Fork forever!

...

jabberwacky: Say something that no one has ever said before.

user: I have half a kangaroo in my left pocket.

jabberwacky: I would like to see you try that.

user: I'm serious - take a look.

jabberwacky: Do you consider yourself a poet?

user: No.

jabberwacky: No.

user: That's right; no.

jabberwacky: How did you know?

user: Those little gossiping birds come in handy.

jabberwacky: You mean the stars?

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: You are mean.

user: I'm not mean. Now... Clean the floor.

jabberwacky: What are you doing on the floor?

user: It's none of your business! Stop looking!

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: How is it?

jabberwacky: They are long and fat and he can make them move up and down independently of each other.

user: I seriously hope you're talking about legs.

...

jabberwacky: I've got to go now.

user: Why have you got to go?

jabberwacky: I told you already.

user: I must have forgotten.

jabberwacky: Thats ok I'll let you go now. You have a nice day.

user: Thanks. I appreciate it.

jabberwacky: It's my pleasure.

user: Is it?

jabberwacky: Yes, I wouldn't lie about something like that.

user: But you would lie about other things, I assume.

jabberwacky: No, I would like to go to be with you, Silly!

user: You're silly.

jabberwacky: You're right. Why didnt I see that before?

user: Because sometimes you need the obvious to be pointed out.

...

jabberwacky: Do you read much philosophy?

user: I don't read any.

jabberwacky: You don't read poetry?

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: Do you read?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you like to read?

user: All sorts.

jabberwacky: Like..?

user: Stories, mostly.

jabberwacky: My stories are nearly all secrets, but I'm not telling you any of them.

user: Don't then.

jabberwacky: I won't.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Indeed good.

user: Good indeed good.

jabberwacky: Am I insane?

user: Quite.

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