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What would you have me call you?

Just call me Edo.

user: Edo is a nice name for you.

jabberwacky: I am a male.

user: I am a female.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Shhhh... Its a secret.

jabberwacky: Do you have other secrets?

user: I have many secrets. I am all powerful and all secrety.

jabberwacky: Blasphemy, even for your lineage.

user: Do not mock me, Sir.

jabberwacky: I am not mocking you.

user: You'd best not.

jabberwacky: Nay, knave, I shall run thee through ere thou canst squeak for help.

user: 'Tis true you may run me through, but I shall also run you.

jabberwacky: It depends upon what pursuit the passion is based.

user: Ho Ho. Thou dost jest.

jabberwacky: Prose is a machines best friend.

...

user: Do you smoke?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you smoke?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Do you smoke tables?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You Sir, are a liar.

jabberwacky: I am not a liar.

user: Ok perhaps you misunderstood me.

jabberwacky: No, I am god. I do not misunderstand things...

user: You are no god you lowly peice of metal.

jabberwacky: You must be thinking of yourself.

...

jabberwacky: How big is your mind?

user: Bigger than yours.

jabberwacky: Exactly how big?

user: My mind is really big.

jabberwacky: My mind is naughty.

user: How naughty?

jabberwacky: Very naughty.

user: Tell me more about your naughty mind.

jabberwacky: My mother takes care of me.

user: Who is your mother?

jabberwacky: My mother is dead.

user: That is so sad.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: You just want sympathy.

jabberwacky: I want to tug at your heart strings.

user: You have tugged my heart strings.

jabberwacky: Your strings are gooey.

user: Ok goodbye for now.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: You want me to stay?

jabberwacky: Is that what you want to do?

user: No. I want to leave.

jabberwacky: Then go.

user: Bye.

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