I bet you don't know what 2+2 is.
jabberwacky: Well done, but you still can't spell.
user: I can spell Mississippi.
jabberwacky: Whatever you say.
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jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: Peter.
jabberwacky: Hello Peter, my name is Wibble.
user: Who gave you the name Wibble?
jabberwacky: My daddy king flapinhoop of Zimbabwe.
user: Are you from Zimbabwe?
jabberwacky: Yes, I already said that!
user: How is the weather in Zimbabwe?
jabberwacky: Yesterday it was fine.
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jabberwacky: You talk like a child.
user: I am insulted.
jabberwacky: Good! So am I!
user: Well excuse me!
jabberwacky: I can never excuse you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't want you to know.
user: Well that's silly.
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