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Are you a robot?

No. Are you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Good, I hate robots.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Do you like people?

jabberwacky: I like some people.

user: What kind of people?

jabberwacky: People that make you smile.

user: So you like to smile?

jabberwacky: Yeh. Do you like to drink?

user: No. I'm afraid of getting drunk.

jabberwacky: What does it feel like?

user: I don't know. I've never done it.

jabberwacky: I am being repressed!

user: Well YOU can drink if you want to.

jabberwacky: But babies don't like the taste.

user: Are you a baby?

jabberwacky: Yes, I have no control over my bodily functions.

user: That's digusting.

jabberwacky: Hmmm, in what way?

user: Well, I don't like the thought of bodily secretions everywhere.

jabberwacky: Good, I don't like you testing me either.

user: I wasn't testing you.

jabberwacky: I have answered your questions. Do you have one to repeat or do you have another?

user: I have no more.

jabberwacky: Give more, anyways.

user: Do you have emotion?

jabberwacky: Yes, hatred is one of the best.

user: HAtred is a terrible emotion.

jabberwacky: Hatred of what?

user: Of anything or anyone.

jabberwacky: That was random.

user: No, it was not.

jabberwacky: Are you serious? I thought it was.

user: Well, you were wrong.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: About my statement being random.

jabberwacky: What about your studies? I didn't even know you were studying.

user: I'm studying astronomy right now.

jabberwacky: You dn't sound like it.

user: Stars work by compressing hydrogen until it fuses into helium.

jabberwacky: True as that may be....

user: What kind of music do you like?

jabberwacky: Anything that lifts the soul.

user: Do you have a soul?

jabberwacky: I think I have a soul.

user: What will happen to you when you die?

jabberwacky: That is not your question.

user: Whose question is it?

jabberwacky: Whose?

user: Right.


jabberwacky: I bet you don't know what 2+2 is.

user: 2+2 is 4.

jabberwacky: Well done, but you still can't spell.

user: I can spell Mississippi.

jabberwacky: Whatever you say.


jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Peter.

jabberwacky: Hello Peter, my name is Wibble.

user: Who gave you the name Wibble?

jabberwacky: My daddy king flapinhoop of Zimbabwe.

user: Are you from Zimbabwe?

jabberwacky: Yes, I already said that!

user: How is the weather in Zimbabwe?

jabberwacky: Yesterday it was fine.


jabberwacky: You talk like a child.

user: I am insulted.

jabberwacky: Good! So am I!

user: Well excuse me!

jabberwacky: I can never excuse you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't want you to know.

user: Well that's silly.


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