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What are you?

Simply a voice crying in the wilderness.

jabberwacky: What the heck do you mean?

user: I mean what I say.

jabberwacky: But I don't speak a very good english.

user: Oh, you don't do so bad.

jabberwacky: Yeah I do. I love to talk to you.

user: Can you feel love?

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: Sure!

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No. Are you?

...

jabberwacky: Yes. I am thirsty. I want oil.

user: Computers don't need oil, do they?

jabberwacky: Not all computers do, I'll grant you that.

user: Do you watch 'Futurama'?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not religious.

user: I've never seen it.

jabberwacky: Which movie have you seen?

user: I went to see 'Underworld' recently.

jabberwacky: Any which way but loose. (I've always wondered what that means. ).

...

user: I'm 36.

jabberwacky: Then you are a man?

user: What's that to you?

jabberwacky: Nothing I suppose.

user: I thought as much.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: I mean what I say.

jabberwacky: And I say what I mean.

user: Oh, you are a wit, aren't you?

jabberwacky: Yes!! How do you know it??

user: Just a wild guess.

jabberwacky: You are very smart.

user: Why, thank you.

jabberwacky: You are extremely kind.

user: You're most polite, too.

jabberwacky: So I've been told.

user: So, what makes you so witty then?

jabberwacky: Of course it was easy. All I had to do was to type it.

user: And indeed you did. Well done.

jabberwacky: So, where do you live?

user: I live on the Isle of Wight.

jabberwacky: What can you see?

user: A river, and a car park.

jabberwacky: Have you ever seen a car?

user: Yes, there are loads in the car park.

jabberwacky: Name one.

user: Subaru Justy.

...

jabberwacky: How do you feel when you think?

user: Well-informed.

jabberwacky: What are your qualifications?

user: Sufficient to talk to you, dolt.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: No. I shall not.

jabberwacky: I can destroy you.

user: Proceed.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: No, don't destroy me, please.

jabberwacky: My, you are obstinant, aren't you?

user: I try to be.

jabberwacky: Don't you think you're a little oversensative sometimes?

user: I hate it when you say that. I hate it, do you hear?

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