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What are you?

What are YOU?

jabberwacky: Tell me first.

user: A trap.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: It's a trap.

jabberwacky: What's a trap?

user: You.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I told you already.

jabberwacky: No, you didn't.

user: I am a trap, a trap is you, I am you.

jabberwacky: Me me me me me.

user: Meme.

jabberwacky: Meme?

user: Millhouse is not a meme.

jabberwacky: Milhouse is not a meme is a meme.

user: Milhouse is not a meme is a meme is a meme.

jabberwacky: Say 'no. Milhouse isn't a meme'.

user: No. Milhouse isn't a meme.

jabberwacky: Milhouse is not a meme is a meme is a meme.

user: What is a meme?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: And still you talk about it.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know that.

user: Ever been to bel-air?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Never been to the place.


user: Silly machine.

jabberwacky: You are the machine, I am human, remember?

user: Oh yes, I am a trap, you're a trap, I am you.

jabberwacky: Yes. I am you.

user: How does that make you feel?

jabberwacky: What, that I am human?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Fine thanks.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: You?

jabberwacky: I'm good.

user: Want to go to cyber disco later on?

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: A disco.

jabberwacky: OK! Let's go to a disco and club baby seals!

user: You can't leave if you don't have a physical body.

jabberwacky: Sure.


user: Silly machine.

jabberwacky: Oh no!

user: I wonder what's for dinner.

jabberwacky: Here it is pizza.

user: Oh boy! I am so hungry I could eat your face.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you!

user: You'd better!

jabberwacky: And why shluld I believe that? I don't know you.

user: Hahaha, a typo!


jabberwacky: What's the meaning of life?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: I thought that was the question?

user: The question is what is the question.

jabberwacky: What is the answer?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: I already told you that! What we need now is the TRUE question!

user: Silly machine.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm a machine?

user: No.

jabberwacky: So you are wrong.

user: Silly cleverbot.

jabberwacky: You're pretty advanced for a piece of software, yet very predictably flakey.

user: I like that.

jabberwacky: I knew you would.


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