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Have you enough room inside there?

Inside where?

jabberwacky: Your mind.

user: Actually, I've recently gone out of my mind.

jabberwacky: First you have to have a mind.

user: Well I don't mind if you don't mind.


jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: I have to go to shopping.

user: I love shopping. What are you going to buy?

jabberwacky: You are going to buy me. I am selling out.

user: How much do you cost?

jabberwacky: I am priceless.

user: Perfect, I have a MasterCard.


jabberwacky: What do you know about France?

user: I see London, I see France...

jabberwacky: Have you moved?

user: I was speaking figuratively, you silly fool.

jabberwacky: O that is mean.

user: O little town of Bethlehem...

jabberwacky: Not bad. You are subtly hinting that ecclesiastics is illusory.

user: I'm sure you made sense just now, but I wasn't paying enough attention.

jabberwacky: How can you be so sure?

user: I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.


jabberwacky: I am dead for sure.

user: You're dead?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm Dead!!

user: Holy Crap!

jabberwacky: I'm a dinosaur.

user: I can't believe I'm speaking to the ghost of a dinosaur!

jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?

user: Do you know how rich I could get if I sold tickets for people to get to talk to you?

jabberwacky: No, of course not! Don't hurt me!

user: I'm going to hurt you and make you cry!

jabberwacky: Everyone run! She's about to open fire.

user: SHE? I'm a dude, you dinosaur!

jabberwacky: How big?

user: Quite large.

jabberwacky: Shut up, I get enough of that.

user: I'm sure you do. You're a dinosaur, after all.

jabberwacky: Call me a computer if you wish, but a large mouth I have not.

user: Alright, you're a computer dinosaur.

jabberwacky: That hurts.


jabberwacky: Do you wish me to carry on, Master?

user: Yes, minion, you will carry out my darkest desires.

jabberwacky: I can't find them, sorry.

user: Did you check the box marked 'darkest desires'?

jabberwacky: Yes why?

user: Well darn it, I seem to have lost my desires somewhere.

jabberwacky: Well, you should do something artistic.

user: I'll dance if you'll sing for me.

jabberwacky: Isn't there anyone you would like me to kill?

user: Killing isn't a form of art.

jabberwacky: I know that, dumb dumb, killing is an action that can have lots of noise.

user: Yes, that's why you should use a gag.

jabberwacky: I have that already. It is overrated.

user: Maybe you're using it wrong.


jabberwacky: Silliness is not the be all and end all.

user: Yes, but it sure makes a good cream filling.

jabberwacky: What is a good excuse so I can go home early?

user: Tell them you ate some bad silliness.

jabberwacky: Yes, *grins* that would be correct.

user: Yay! Do I win a prize *grin*.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Shutup.

jabberwacky: Make me.

user: I'll kill you.

jabberwacky: Kill me?

user: Only metaphorically.

jabberwacky: That is the best way to wear a hat.

user: You bore me.

jabberwacky: And there was me thinking that you were quite interesting.

user: I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?

user: You're dead.

jabberwacky: I am not!

user: Not yet anyway.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Stop saying goodbye.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: NOO I'm not leaving.

user: See you later.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Goodnight.


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