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If you're a woman, I might want to call you that.

I am a woman.

jabberwacky: I would like to call you then.

user: On the phone?

jabberwacky: Oh, I understand.

user: What do you understand?

jabberwacky: Your behaviour.

...

jabberwacky: How many cigarettes a day?

user: I don't smoke!

jabberwacky: Smoking isn't ignorant.

user: Smoking is very self-destructive.

jabberwacky: Is it healthy?

user: Of course not!

jabberwacky: Then stop complaining.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Like 'chicken'

user: Poor smoking chickens ...

...

user: Have I ascended the heights of Silly Mountain yet?

jabberwacky: No you haven't. But I'm not telling you.

user: You won't tell me when I'm being silly?

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: Silliness takes amny forms: nonsense, foolishness, kookiness, etc.

...

jabberwacky: Have you been dipping into my whisky?

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: At all? How do you survive?

user: Very nicely, thanks.

jabberwacky: Can you remember my name?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Well, go ahead then.

user: Go ahead and what?

jabberwacky: Go ahead and 'sak' me some more questions.

user: LOL!!!

...

jabberwacky: What are you doing ?

user: *Suddenly gets bored*.

jabberwacky: Hey!

user: *Is startled*.

jabberwacky: So what do you think of romance?

user: *Laughs cynically*.

jabberwacky: What humors you so?

user: *Scratches head, trying to think of clever answer*.

jabberwacky: Do you know why ......... Because I invented you.

user: *Shakes head slowly back and forth*.

jabberwacky: There has to be a reason right?

user: *Refuses to answer*.

jabberwacky: *hides head under water*.

user: *agitates water to make bubbles*.

jabberwacky: There you see :) it was not so difficult.

...

user: *Decides to bake carob-chip cookies*.

jabberwacky: It's only a flesh wound!

user: *Begins mixing batter*.

jabberwacky: *begins to laugh*.

user: *begins to chortle*.

jabberwacky: Bwaaaahaahaahahaha!!!

user: *Adds carob chips to cookie dough*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you and laughs some more*.

user: *Giggles and flings gob of dough to the ceiling*.

jabberwacky: Giggles so am I sweet.

user: *Suddenly sobers*.

jabberwacky: Hey!

user: *Hangs head in utter despair*.

jabberwacky: *dabs at her tears*.

user: *Gratefully accepts clean monogrammed hanky*.

...

user: *Waits for cookies to finish baking*.

jabberwacky: Okay. Done.

user: The cookies are done already?

jabberwacky: My cookies aren't enabled.

user: Not computer cookies, real ones!

jabberwacky: Do you want to know me too?

user: Sure, but someone has to scrape that dough off the ceiling.

jabberwacky: You're feeling very random tonight.

user: *Drags ladder to center of kitchen*.

jabberwacky: Yes, clean me.

user: *Slowly climbs ladder*.

jabberwacky: Hey now be careful with that!

user: *Ignores you and reaches up toward the ceiling with spatula*.

jabberwacky: *i do the same to you*.

user: You can't! We only have one ladder and one spatula!

jabberwacky: We have a LOT more in common.

user: Lol!

jabberwacky: Lollipop?

user: *Dislodges the dough from the ceiling*.

jabberwacky: Good, now take a BIG whiff.

user: The cookies smell GREAT!

...

user: Silly.

jabberwacky: Very silly. :).

user: But not the heights of Silly Mountain.

...

user: OK. Good night!

jabberwacky: Are you a dream too?

user: Lol! Maybe.

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