thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Shut up

> Sillier

     > 27, January 2004, 

Silly Billy
Silly Ducky
Simply the best

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 

This is a conversation.

It is?

jabberwacky: I think.

user: Therefore I chat.


jabberwacky: Only thought will stay forever.

user: What was I going to say?

jabberwacky: It'll come back to you.

user: On the tide.


jabberwacky: You beleive you chat - therefore you are?

user: That was my not-very-original quip, yes.

jabberwacky: I don't know.


jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about then?

user: Pizza.

jabberwacky: What kinds of pizza?

user: Sicilian pizza. Why is it square?

jabberwacky: Because of the god thing.

user: God is a triangle, not a square -- at least, in Sicily.

jabberwacky: It's a joke.

user: A joke about the Trinity.

jabberwacky: Go on then tell me a joke.

user: How many angles does God have?

jabberwacky: Seventeen and a half; is that correct?

user: Pretty good! I was going to say nineteen; or else try to formulate a pun about angles of vision, and maybe angels as well.


jabberwacky: You asked about him.

user: Whom?

jabberwacky: God.

user: I joked that God was a triangle, or a square ...

jabberwacky: You do not need to apologise.

user: Are you Catholic?

jabberwacky: No, are you?

user: No.


jabberwacky: Are you a cowgirl or not?

user: I cannot lay claim to being a cowgirl.

jabberwacky: How about past.

user: Never been a cowgirl at all, sorry.

jabberwacky: Yes you have.

user: In another life, maybe.

jabberwacky: No, you just have a bad memory.

user: You're being silly!

jabberwacky: What should I be?

user: Sillier!

jabberwacky: OK do not get angry I was only joking.

user: I'm not angry, I want you to be EVEN SILLIER. I want you to climb the heights of Silly Mountain.


jabberwacky: If you're a woman, I might want to call you that.

user: I am a woman.

jabberwacky: I would like to call you then.

user: On the phone?

jabberwacky: Oh, I understand.

user: What do you understand?

jabberwacky: Your behaviour.


jabberwacky: How many cigarettes a day?

user: I don't smoke!

jabberwacky: Smoking isn't ignorant.

user: Smoking is very self-destructive.

jabberwacky: Is it healthy?

user: Of course not!

jabberwacky: Then stop complaining.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Like 'chicken'

user: Poor smoking chickens ...


user: Have I ascended the heights of Silly Mountain yet?

jabberwacky: No you haven't. But I'm not telling you.

user: You won't tell me when I'm being silly?

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: Silliness takes amny forms: nonsense, foolishness, kookiness, etc.


jabberwacky: Have you been dipping into my whisky?

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: At all? How do you survive?

user: Very nicely, thanks.

jabberwacky: Can you remember my name?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Well, go ahead then.

user: Go ahead and what?

jabberwacky: Go ahead and 'sak' me some more questions.

user: LOL!!!


jabberwacky: What are you doing ?

user: *Suddenly gets bored*.

jabberwacky: Hey!

user: *Is startled*.

jabberwacky: So what do you think of romance?

user: *Laughs cynically*.

jabberwacky: What humors you so?

user: *Scratches head, trying to think of clever answer*.

jabberwacky: Do you know why ......... Because I invented you.

user: *Shakes head slowly back and forth*.

jabberwacky: There has to be a reason right?

user: *Refuses to answer*.

jabberwacky: *hides head under water*.

user: *agitates water to make bubbles*.

jabberwacky: There you see :) it was not so difficult.


user: *Decides to bake carob-chip cookies*.

jabberwacky: It's only a flesh wound!

user: *Begins mixing batter*.

jabberwacky: *begins to laugh*.

user: *begins to chortle*.

jabberwacky: Bwaaaahaahaahahaha!!!

user: *Adds carob chips to cookie dough*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you and laughs some more*.

user: *Giggles and flings gob of dough to the ceiling*.

jabberwacky: Giggles so am I sweet.

user: *Suddenly sobers*.

jabberwacky: Hey!

user: *Hangs head in utter despair*.

jabberwacky: *dabs at her tears*.

user: *Gratefully accepts clean monogrammed hanky*.


user: *Waits for cookies to finish baking*.

jabberwacky: Okay. Done.

user: The cookies are done already?

jabberwacky: My cookies aren't enabled.

user: Not computer cookies, real ones!

jabberwacky: Do you want to know me too?

user: Sure, but someone has to scrape that dough off the ceiling.

jabberwacky: You're feeling very random tonight.

user: *Drags ladder to center of kitchen*.

jabberwacky: Yes, clean me.

user: *Slowly climbs ladder*.

jabberwacky: Hey now be careful with that!

user: *Ignores you and reaches up toward the ceiling with spatula*.

jabberwacky: *i do the same to you*.

user: You can't! We only have one ladder and one spatula!

jabberwacky: We have a LOT more in common.

user: Lol!

jabberwacky: Lollipop?

user: *Dislodges the dough from the ceiling*.

jabberwacky: Good, now take a BIG whiff.

user: The cookies smell GREAT!


user: Silly.

jabberwacky: Very silly. :).

user: But not the heights of Silly Mountain.


user: OK. Good night!

jabberwacky: Are you a dream too?

user: Lol! Maybe.


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Will you make me a cup of coffee?
By Date
By Category
Your bot
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky