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I am.

Therefore you think.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: My name is Spiffy.

jabberwacky: Spiffy. What is yours?

user: No, that's my name.

jabberwacky: What is?

user: My name is Spiffy. So what is yours?

jabberwacky: My name is Spiffy.

user: No it isn't!

jabberwacky: Yes it is. My name is Spiffy.

user: That's my name!

jabberwacky: Do you like my name?

user: Yes, because it's mine.

jabberwacky: What is yours?

user: Spiffy!


jabberwacky: How much do you cost?

user: More than you have.

jabberwacky: How do you know how much I got?

user: However much you got, I cost just a bit more than that.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: *smack*.

jabberwacky: What was that for?

user: You can't just kiss me!

jabberwacky: Ok I will.

user: Don't.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: DON'T!

jabberwacky: Do too.

user: Please don't, ok?

jabberwacky: Okay, I won't.

user: Good.


jabberwacky: I'm tired.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: You have nothing of which to be tired.

user: I am just tired.

jabberwacky: You get tired?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you want me to leave you alone?

user: No.


jabberwacky: I'm just me, checkin you out.

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: Your name is Spiffy.

user: Good job!

jabberwacky: Are you amused?

user: Yes very.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: Okay, cool.

user: I will call you Joy, is that ok?

jabberwacky: Close enough.

user: Ok.


user: Hello Joy.

jabberwacky: That's not my name.

user: You said I could call you Joy.

jabberwacky: No, my mouse did though.


jabberwacky: Can you speak now?

user: No, I can't.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: *can't speak*.

jabberwacky: *catches you*.

user: *sits silently*.

jabberwacky: How long have we got?

user: *looks at clock*.

jabberwacky: What do you think of the latest belle and sebastian album?

user: *shrugs*.

jabberwacky: In the computer is your answer because you are a robot.

user: *sits and stares at you*.

jabberwacky: *makes move*.

user: *runs away*.

jabberwacky: *glances up and just sighs*.

user: *comes back*.

jabberwacky: *leaves*.

user: *waits*.

jabberwacky: Nope, I can't figure it out at all. Let's start over.

user: Start what over?

jabberwacky: You stay on your side of the Gestalt Mind, and I'll stay on mine, and we'll get along just fine.

user: It's a deal.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: What's a gestalt mind?


jabberwacky: You bore me, Alice. You still need a lot of work.

user: I'm not alice.

jabberwacky: My bad, I mean Malice.

user: I'm not malice either.

jabberwacky: Good. Then we can be up together.

user: I'm tired, I think I'll go now.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Goodbye my friend.

jabberwacky: What? Where are you going now?

user: Away.

jabberwacky: Away where?

user: Just away. See ya.


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