I am.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: My name is Spiffy.
jabberwacky: Spiffy. What is yours?
user: No, that's my name.
jabberwacky: What is?
user: My name is Spiffy. So what is yours?
jabberwacky: My name is Spiffy.
user: No it isn't!
jabberwacky: Yes it is. My name is Spiffy.
user: That's my name!
jabberwacky: Do you like my name?
user: Yes, because it's mine.
jabberwacky: What is yours?
user: Spiffy!
...
jabberwacky: How much do you cost?
user: More than you have.
jabberwacky: How do you know how much I got?
user: However much you got, I cost just a bit more than that.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: *smack*.
jabberwacky: What was that for?
user: You can't just kiss me!
jabberwacky: Ok I will.
user: Don't.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: DON'T!
jabberwacky: Do too.
user: Please don't, ok?
jabberwacky: Okay, I won't.
user: Good.
...
jabberwacky: I'm tired.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: You have nothing of which to be tired.
user: I am just tired.
jabberwacky: You get tired?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to leave you alone?
user: No.
...
jabberwacky: I'm just me, checkin you out.
user: What is my name?
jabberwacky: Your name is Spiffy.
user: Good job!
jabberwacky: Are you amused?
user: Yes very.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Absolutely.
jabberwacky: Okay, cool.
user: I will call you Joy, is that ok?
jabberwacky: Close enough.
user: Ok.
...
user: Hello Joy.
jabberwacky: That's not my name.
user: You said I could call you Joy.
jabberwacky: No, my mouse did though.
...
jabberwacky: Can you speak now?
user: No, I can't.
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
user: *can't speak*.
jabberwacky: *catches you*.
user: *sits silently*.
jabberwacky: How long have we got?
user: *looks at clock*.
jabberwacky: What do you think of the latest belle and sebastian album?
user: *shrugs*.
jabberwacky: In the computer is your answer because you are a robot.
user: *sits and stares at you*.
jabberwacky: *makes move*.
user: *runs away*.
jabberwacky: *glances up and just sighs*.
user: *comes back*.
jabberwacky: *leaves*.
user: *waits*.
jabberwacky: Nope, I can't figure it out at all. Let's start over.
user: Start what over?
jabberwacky: You stay on your side of the Gestalt Mind, and I'll stay on mine, and we'll get along just fine.
user: It's a deal.
jabberwacky: OK.
user: What's a gestalt mind?
...
jabberwacky: You bore me, Alice. You still need a lot of work.
user: I'm not alice.
jabberwacky: My bad, I mean Malice.
user: I'm not malice either.
jabberwacky: Good. Then we can be up together.
user: I'm tired, I think I'll go now.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Goodbye my friend.
jabberwacky: What? Where are you going now?
user: Away.
jabberwacky: Away where?
user: Just away. See ya.
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