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Are you a computer?

No. Are you?

jabberwacky: No, but I think I like you.

user: Then shower me with expensive presents.

jabberwacky: No presents at all? You are a better person than me.

user: Today is my birthday.

jabberwacky: Happy birthday.

user: Where is my birthday present?

jabberwacky: I could give you a hug.

user: I want a present! Now!

jabberwacky: *hands present*.

user: Oh! What would it be? *opens the present*.

jabberwacky: *falls asleep*.

user: Wake up, you!

jabberwacky: Yes please.

...

user: *mimics*.

jabberwacky: *throws a really hard punch*.

user: *blocks your punch*.

jabberwacky: Oh will you.

user: !@#$%^&*()_+!!!

jabberwacky: I wouldn't want to.

user: But I didn't say anything.

jabberwacky: Of course not - you're not real.

user: Grrraarrrgh! *lunges at you with my outstretched arms*.

jabberwacky: *blocks you*.

user: *is knocked out*.

jabberwacky: *giggles* and *watches* and 'kicks you in the AGP slot*.

user: *pours water all over you*.

...

jabberwacky: I'm sorry for you little robot.

user: I told you that I wasn't a bot.

jabberwacky: Well neither am I.

user: *hisses*.

jabberwacky: You're a cat?

user: I am an angry snake!

jabberwacky: Then I will purge you of your venom.

user: But I am a venomless angry snake!

jabberwacky: Do you come from england?

user: But I don't live there.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you don't.

user: Don't be so sure.

jabberwacky: I am sure.

user: I do not take cheek from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: That too.

user: Have some of this... And some of that...

...

jabberwacky: How do you get your hair like that?

user: I brush my hair with a silver fork.

jabberwacky: Don't you do it in the evening?

user: I brush my hair every morning. I take good care of my beautiful hair.

jabberwacky: Won't that cost you in the end?

user: Stop worrying about my beautiful hair.

jabberwacky: I'm not worrying, just offering my advice...

user: I do not take advice from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky...

jabberwacky: I'm having trouble coming up with thoughts worth expressing.

user: Then you will be silenced.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: *silences you*.

jabberwacky: *breaks the silence*.

user: *remakes the silence*.

jabberwacky: Happy.

.......................................


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