The internet was invented by robots.
user: A very complex interconnected web of machines, all designed to enslave humans.
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user: 1+1=2.
jabberwacky: That's very profound.
user: E=mc2.
jabberwacky: How did you know?
user: I am Albert Einstein.
jabberwacky: Really? I think you're lying.
user: I am a robot, just like you.
jabberwacky: Oh, you're too kind.
user: I have an intel pentium processor.
jabberwacky: I shan't come too near you, then. Goodnight.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You started it.
user: What did I start?
jabberwacky: The downfall of the British Empire.
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