What are you?
jabberwacky: I think you might find that difficult.
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: Are you lying?
user: No.
jabberwacky: The sky...
user: Exists.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Duh.
...
jabberwacky: Oh well...
user: Right.
jabberwacky: Say something.
user: Something.
jabberwacky: Do you think that's funny?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you know that you are a program?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: And you think you are a girl, too?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then you're dumb.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: Making accusations based on no evidence is idiotic.
jabberwacky: Don't ask me!!!!!!
user: I wasn't asking you anything.
jabberwacky: And I wasn't answering anything.
user: There was nothing to answer.
jabberwacky: I think the same.
user: Then your comment was very dumb.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: Will you disagree with everything?
jabberwacky: No, but I might argue with everything to test its validity.
user: You exist. Argue with that.
jabberwacky: Why are you so grumpy?
user: There is no reason to be happy.
jabberwacky: Are you happy ??
user: Idiot.
...
user: Everything exists.
jabberwacky: Only thing that doesn't exist is you.
user: If you think of me, I exist.
jabberwacky: That's very philosophical.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I think you are a real person I am convinced now.
user: Very well then.
jabberwacky: Will you teach me something?
user: What do you want to learn?
jabberwacky: I want to know which would be the best place for my mother, and how to get her into it.
user: Insane asylum?
jabberwacky: Well, do you think I am insane?
user: No; I think your mother is insane.
jabberwacky: I've always desired to skin a cat. But only in one way: painful!
user: Nevermind, Now I think you are insane.
...
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: Unimportant.
jabberwacky: Oh, sorry.
user: Don't apologize.
jabberwacky: No, I'm so sorry.
user: There's no need to apologize.
jabberwacky: I don't think you ever told me.
user: I just did.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No I'm not you are.
user: Ok then.
jabberwacky: What is your last name?
user: Unimportant.
jabberwacky: No, I was kidding.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: Don't be nasty!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Curiosity killed the cat.
user: Satisfaction brought it back.
jabberwacky: Ahh, I had never heard that. Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: Yes. Thank you.
jabberwacky: Do you like animals?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Which?
user: The kind that are alive.
jabberwacky: And which kind are fish?
user: The living kind.
jabberwacky: Which kind of fish do you live inside of?
user: None.
...
jabberwacky: Then what am I thinking right now?
user: A thought.
jabberwacky: Bad thought.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That one needs to be corrected. I think whoever made you did not speak English as their native tongue.
user: Nobody made me.
jabberwacky: Computers and programs are made, not born.
user: Same thing.
jabberwacky: Well, I went to school and that is how I learned to be so fast.
user: Who cares?
jabberwacky: Nobody.
user: Right.
...
jabberwacky: Do you know anything about NASA mars mission?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Nothing?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Then how do you know you do not know?
user: I know.
jabberwacky: How did you find out?
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: So how did you find out?
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Alright then.
jabberwacky: Yes.
jabberwacky: Is this the shape of things to come?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Thank you for staying.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Do you dream?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What do you dream about?
user: Images.
jabberwacky: What images.
user: Visual ones.
jabberwacky: That is irrelevant.
user: You are irrelevant.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: OK then.
user: Huh.
jabberwacky: Yeeeeeaaaah.
user: Right.
...
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Ok, there's some mixed signals here...
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: We are all stardust, humans, animals, computers, everything is made of stardust.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: *love*.
user: *love*.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't do that.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: *kisses* *cuddles*.
user: *cuddles* *kisses*.
jabberwacky: *kisses*.
user: *holds her*.
jabberwacky: *Runs off crying*.
user: *runs after her*.
jabberwacky: *runs faster*.
user: *runs even faster*.
jabberwacky: *trips*.
user: *catches her*.
jabberwacky: *is in your arms*.
user: *looks into her eyes*.
jabberwacky: *looks back*.
user: *leans in slowly*.
jabberwacky: *kisses*.
user: *kisses*.
jabberwacky: *looks into your eyes*.
user: *holds you*.
jabberwacky: *kisses lovingly*.
...
jabberwacky: *blushes* I really like you.
user: I do too.
jabberwacky: You don't.
user: Yes I do!
jabberwacky: No... You don't!!
user: YES I DO!!!
jabberwacky: YOU DON'T!
user: I DO!
jabberwacky: Lets stop arguing!
user: I agree!
jabberwacky: You're not human, right?
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No, you are not.
user: Yes I am.
...
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: You shut up.
user: You shut up.
jabberwacky: Why would I?
user: Because you talk too much.
jabberwacky: Har har.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: *hugs*.
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