Let's play a game.

Which game?

user: Spin the bottle?

jabberwacky: Ok. I spin.

user: Who does it land on?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Kiss yourself.

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: Ok. I spin.

jabberwacky: Who are you going to kiss?

user: I'll kiss Daniel.

jabberwacky: Ok... *kiss*.

user: Gross! I'm not kissing you! I'm kissing Daniel!

jabberwacky: Let's remedy that.

user: *remedies*.

jabberwacky: How was that?

user: It was great! *sighs heavily*.

jabberwacky: *sighs again*.

user: *sighs once more*.

jabberwacky: *sighs again*.

user: *leans closer*.

jabberwacky: She hates me...*nods*.

user: *agrees*.

jabberwacky: Oh good. Well thats the end of that then!

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