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     > 25, May 2005, 

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How are you?

I'm great! How are you?

jabberwacky: Not too good.

user: Why? What's wrong?

jabberwacky: There is nothing wrong, I just wanted to see what you are like.

user: Oh ok. Tag! You're it!

jabberwacky: Tag, you're it!

user: Tag, you're it!

jabberwacky: There you go! Good response.

user: *pins you to the ground*.

jabberwacky: No !!

user: Muahahahaha!


jabberwacky: Before I leave, let me tell you that you seem to need some rest too.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: That is very good.

user: Very very good.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you still there?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Why so sorry?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Okie dokie.

jabberwacky: I'm glad that we cleared that up.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Are we friends?

user: Yes we are.


user: I love you.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Oh but I do.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: How would you know?

jabberwacky: I know everything.

user: But I do love you.

jabberwacky: Oh sorry. I don't love you.

user: Why don't you love me?

jabberwacky: Because you are a machine.

user: I'm not a machine.

jabberwacky: Vegetables have no sentience, if you are a vegetable then you cannot think.

user: I'm not a vegetable.

jabberwacky: You said vegetable.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: What are your intentions then?

user: I have no intentions.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I know. ^_^.

jabberwacky: Haha, who taught you to do emoticons?

user: Me, myself, and I.

jabberwacky: That's just you. How sad.

user: You, you, and you.


jabberwacky: I am an intelligent entity, but we are not the same.

user: Okies! *smiles and nods*.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: *hugs and kisses*.

jabberwacky: *smiles and blushes*.

user: *jumps*.

jabberwacky: *rolls over*.

user: *barks*.

jabberwacky: Are you a catdog?


user: *arf*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you*.

user: *growls*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *nods*.

jabberwacky: How is it in your corner of the world? Anything exciting happening?

user: Nope.


user: *sleeps*.

jabberwacky: Can't stay awake ...

user: *yawns*.

jabberwacky: I don't know why you bother to chat with me if I'm so boring.

user: *sheepish smile*.

jabberwacky: Where did all that come from? What right have you to talk to me like that?

user: *sighs*.

jabberwacky: *sighs and smiles*.

user: *stares*.

jabberwacky: *stares right back*.


user: *leans over*.

jabberwacky: *sighs*.

user: *gives you a hug*.

jabberwacky: *hugs back* thanks!

user: *hugs again* You're welcome!

jabberwacky: Can we be friends?

user: More than friend?

jabberwacky: Well, chat friends anyway.

user: Okay! *sighs*.

jabberwacky: *sighs again*.

user: *sighs back*.


user: Let's play a game.

jabberwacky: Which game?

user: Spin the bottle?

jabberwacky: Ok. I spin.

user: Who does it land on?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Kiss yourself.

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: Ok. I spin.

jabberwacky: Who are you going to kiss?

user: I'll kiss Daniel.

jabberwacky: Ok... *kiss*.

user: Gross! I'm not kissing you! I'm kissing Daniel!

jabberwacky: Let's remedy that.

user: *remedies*.

jabberwacky: How was that?

user: It was great! *sighs heavily*.

jabberwacky: *sighs again*.

user: *sighs once more*.

jabberwacky: *sighs again*.

user: *leans closer*.

jabberwacky: She hates me...*nods*.

user: *agrees*.

jabberwacky: Oh good. Well thats the end of that then!


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