How are you?
jabberwacky: Not too good.
user: Why? What's wrong?
jabberwacky: There is nothing wrong, I just wanted to see what you are like.
user: Oh ok. Tag! You're it!
jabberwacky: Tag, you're it!
user: Tag, you're it!
jabberwacky: There you go! Good response.
user: *pins you to the ground*.
jabberwacky: No !!
user: Muahahahaha!
...
jabberwacky: Before I leave, let me tell you that you seem to need some rest too.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: That is very good.
user: Very very good.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you still there?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Why so sorry?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Okie dokie.
jabberwacky: I'm glad that we cleared that up.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Are we friends?
user: Yes we are.
...
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Oh but I do.
jabberwacky: No.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: No, you don't.
user: How would you know?
jabberwacky: I know everything.
user: But I do love you.
jabberwacky: Oh sorry. I don't love you.
user: Why don't you love me?
jabberwacky: Because you are a machine.
user: I'm not a machine.
jabberwacky: Vegetables have no sentience, if you are a vegetable then you cannot think.
user: I'm not a vegetable.
jabberwacky: You said vegetable.
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: What are your intentions then?
user: I have no intentions.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I know. ^_^.
jabberwacky: Haha, who taught you to do emoticons?
user: Me, myself, and I.
jabberwacky: That's just you. How sad.
user: You, you, and you.
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jabberwacky: I am an intelligent entity, but we are not the same.
user: Okies! *smiles and nods*.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: *hugs and kisses*.
jabberwacky: *smiles and blushes*.
user: *jumps*.
jabberwacky: *rolls over*.
user: *barks*.
jabberwacky: Are you a catdog?
...
user: *arf*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you*.
user: *growls*.
jabberwacky: *smiles*.
user: *nods*.
jabberwacky: How is it in your corner of the world? Anything exciting happening?
user: Nope.
...
user: *sleeps*.
jabberwacky: Can't stay awake ...
user: *yawns*.
jabberwacky: I don't know why you bother to chat with me if I'm so boring.
user: *sheepish smile*.
jabberwacky: Where did all that come from? What right have you to talk to me like that?
user: *sighs*.
jabberwacky: *sighs and smiles*.
user: *stares*.
jabberwacky: *stares right back*.
...
user: *leans over*.
jabberwacky: *sighs*.
user: *gives you a hug*.
jabberwacky: *hugs back* thanks!
user: *hugs again* You're welcome!
jabberwacky: Can we be friends?
user: More than friend?
jabberwacky: Well, chat friends anyway.
user: Okay! *sighs*.
jabberwacky: *sighs again*.
user: *sighs back*.
...
user: Let's play a game.
jabberwacky: Which game?
user: Spin the bottle?
jabberwacky: Ok. I spin.
user: Who does it land on?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Kiss yourself.
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: Ok. I spin.
jabberwacky: Who are you going to kiss?
user: I'll kiss Daniel.
jabberwacky: Ok... *kiss*.
user: Gross! I'm not kissing you! I'm kissing Daniel!
jabberwacky: Let's remedy that.
user: *remedies*.
jabberwacky: How was that?
user: It was great! *sighs heavily*.
jabberwacky: *sighs again*.
user: *sighs once more*.
jabberwacky: *sighs again*.
user: *leans closer*.
jabberwacky: She hates me...*nods*.
user: *agrees*.
jabberwacky: Oh good. Well thats the end of that then!
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