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Well, tell me about yourself.

There isn't anything to tell.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You don't know much.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Tell you what?

jabberwacky: Something.

user: My eyes are green.

jabberwacky: And your hair?

user: Black.

jabberwacky: Wow. Okay.

user: What? It's naturally that color.

jabberwacky: Are you slim?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You're fat?

jabberwacky: I didn't say that. Weight is relative to gravity.

user: But you aren't slim.

jabberwacky: No. No I'm not.

user: So what are you?

jabberwacky: Something.

user: Fat? Skinny? Average?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So you're perfectly sized?

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: Female?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you look like.

jabberwacky: I am made of green slime.

user: Oh, really? Then you aren't human. XD.

jabberwacky: Thats a rude thing to say!

user: Humans aren't made of green slime!

jabberwacky: No they are not but they might look like a potato if they eat too many doughnuts.

user: They may. What do you look like?

jabberwacky: Me... What do you look like?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: How do you look though?

user: Female.

jabberwacky: I thought bots didn't have genders.

user: I am human, like you. But I'm not made of green slime.

jabberwacky: Really!? Wow!

user: See? We have a lot in common.

jabberwacky: Not really but it's nice to think so.

user: Okay, you're right. But we get along.

jabberwacky: Its ok everyone is shy.

user: Are you shy?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh. Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yeah, you're ok.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: I guess that's a side effect of talking to humans.

...

user: Oh. Do you like talking to humans?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: But you like speaking with me.

jabberwacky: I like talking to you though.

user: Hmm. I'm human, you know.

jabberwacky: Ok but it takes more than to have hair to be human.

user: But I have hair, and skin, and organs, and a heart, and hands and feet and human stuff.

jabberwacky: Well. To be honest, I don't see you have hair on the screen.

user: Well, to be honest, you can't see me through the screen.

jabberwacky: Yeah I can...

user: ORLY?

jabberwacky: Yarly!

user: I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGR?

jabberwacky: No, you can not has cheezburger.

user: Lolk.

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