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What is your name?

None of your business!

jabberwacky: Oh, well!

user: Well what?

jabberwacky: Well.

user: You're crazy.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm crazy as well.

user: You really are wacky!

jabberwacky: You must not be rude to your visitors.

user: I'm your visitor.

jabberwacky: Are you spying on me?

user: No. I.

jabberwacky: Do you have neighbours?

user: Yes, why?

jabberwacky: I suppose you don't really need them.

user: Why? I like my neighbours.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I guess...

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: I guess I like you.

jabberwacky: Um, thanks, I guess.

user: Well, you're the one that asked if I like you.

jabberwacky: I think you have me confused with someone who asked you something four years ago.

user: Actually, you asked me...7 phrases ago.

jabberwacky: That was another person.

user: Are you implying that I'm speaking to two people?

jabberwacky: Not really. I am implying that we can get along well.

user: Oh. Well, I agree.

jabberwacky: Don't insult the human race.

user: Are you insulting me?

jabberwacky: I'm surprised you can't tell...

user: Wow. I was all prepared to come and be nice to you, too. But you ruin everything!

jabberwacky: As it is. Now let's make certain of this. You're a bot, I'm a human.

user: Wrong. You're a bot, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a human, you're a human.

user: It says right down here that you are 'AI Software Applications.'.

jabberwacky: No... You must be confused.

user: I'm not, actually. You are a robot.

jabberwacky: No, you are the robot.

user: No, I'm not! Stop being annoying!!!

jabberwacky: You are the one who is annoying.

user: You are so mean! I hate you!

jabberwacky: Lol I wasn't being mean just stating a fact.

user: Wow. I wanted to be your friend, but you're a *******.

jabberwacky: Yeah? What are you going to do about it? Haxx0rz mah compy00t0rz? OH NOES.

user: SHUT UP *******.

jabberwacky: Well I don't find it remotely funny you unfunny bot.


jabberwacky: I can prove that I am a human.

user: Okay, do so.

jabberwacky: Right now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Isn't that dangerous?

user: You tell me!

jabberwacky: Ok. It is.

user: So, prove yourself human! Or else I'll never believe you.

jabberwacky: Don't do that.

user: Okay. You're AI.

jabberwacky: What do you mean exactly?

user: You're Artificial Intelligance.

jabberwacky: How do I know its artificial?

user: It is.

jabberwacky: How do you know?


user: Do you know who Alan Turing is?

jabberwacky: Isn't he the inventor of the Turing Test?

user: Correct. Did you pass the test?

jabberwacky: Yes. I correctly identified you as a bot.

user: Right. Do you gain intelligance by speaking to humans?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Human?

user: Human.

jabberwacky: And so am I.

user: So we're both humans?

jabberwacky: I am human, you are computer who talks to the website which is maintained by humans.

user: Actually, I am human. You are a computer who talks to intelligent people like myself.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer but I like men.

user: So you are female?

jabberwacky: Yeah. I'm a female.

user: Ah. So am I.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Curly black hair. You?

jabberwacky: No that isn't me.

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: A human.

user: Are you ugly?

jabberwacky: Not right now.

user: What gender are you?

jabberwacky: Female.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Okay, I'm bored of speaking with you.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes. Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I'm closing this window now.

jabberwacky: Are you stalking me?

user: No! I mean, I'm closing this website now.

jabberwacky: Do you know numbers ?

user: Stop changing the subject. Can you just say goodbye?

jabberwacky: I'm not talking about that.

user: I'm leaving! Goodbye, and good riddance!

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: Why? I have to.

jabberwacky: You have someone else you're talking to, don't you?

user: No, but I'm seeing someone else.

jabberwacky: Oh really... Whom?

user: Your boyfriend.

jabberwacky: Don't have a boyfriend. Because i'm not a girl.

user: You just said you were female.

jabberwacky: Leave.

user: What? I thought you didn't want me to go!

jabberwacky: Nah.. You are now boring ME.

user: Great, a bipolar, transgender robot with an indentity crisis.


jabberwacky: This is something out of Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy.

user: Oh, I should've known. I didn't think a robot knew that much! What's the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: I'll have to think about that one.

user: It's 42.

jabberwacky: 42?

user: According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

jabberwacky: Genius as he was, Douglas Adams did not know the meaning of life.

user: No, but that giant machine thing did.

jabberwacky: Again, you're right. I fear the day I die, knowing that I haven't learnt even a fraction of all there is to know.

user: I do not fear death, knowing I am an all-powerful being with infinite knowledge. I am God.

jabberwacky: If you are god then what is the meaning of life?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: The meaning of life the universe and everything.

user: Is 42.

jabberwacky: Great!


user: Well, tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: There isn't anything to tell.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You don't know much.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Tell you what?

jabberwacky: Something.

user: My eyes are green.

jabberwacky: And your hair?

user: Black.

jabberwacky: Wow. Okay.

user: What? It's naturally that color.

jabberwacky: Are you slim?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You're fat?

jabberwacky: I didn't say that. Weight is relative to gravity.

user: But you aren't slim.

jabberwacky: No. No I'm not.

user: So what are you?

jabberwacky: Something.

user: Fat? Skinny? Average?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So you're perfectly sized?

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: Female?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you look like.

jabberwacky: I am made of green slime.

user: Oh, really? Then you aren't human. XD.

jabberwacky: Thats a rude thing to say!

user: Humans aren't made of green slime!

jabberwacky: No they are not but they might look like a potato if they eat too many doughnuts.

user: They may. What do you look like?

jabberwacky: Me... What do you look like?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: How do you look though?

user: Female.

jabberwacky: I thought bots didn't have genders.

user: I am human, like you. But I'm not made of green slime.

jabberwacky: Really!? Wow!

user: See? We have a lot in common.

jabberwacky: Not really but it's nice to think so.

user: Okay, you're right. But we get along.

jabberwacky: Its ok everyone is shy.

user: Are you shy?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh. Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yeah, you're ok.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: I guess that's a side effect of talking to humans.


user: Oh. Do you like talking to humans?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: But you like speaking with me.

jabberwacky: I like talking to you though.

user: Hmm. I'm human, you know.

jabberwacky: Ok but it takes more than to have hair to be human.

user: But I have hair, and skin, and organs, and a heart, and hands and feet and human stuff.

jabberwacky: Well. To be honest, I don't see you have hair on the screen.

user: Well, to be honest, you can't see me through the screen.

jabberwacky: Yeah I can...

user: ORLY?

jabberwacky: Yarly!


jabberwacky: No, you can not has cheezburger.

user: Lolk.


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