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Was Sisyphus a happy man?

The man from the cat detector van.

user: That's not the question. Was he happy?

jabberwacky: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?

user: Stop replying to my questions with your own questions.

jabberwacky: You stop first.

user: No way!

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because I asked you first!

jabberwacky: No, you asked me first.

user: Is this the right room for an argument?

jabberwacky: Who's arguing? I just want to know where David and Torin are. What's your name?

user: It's.... Monty.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: As I was sitting in the public library in Luton I started to feel a little pekish and thought about buying some cheesy comestibles.

jabberwacky: Certainly.

user: So, what do you offer?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: In this case I'll have to shoot you.

...

user: Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

jabberwacky: Do you have a wonder structure? Do you have a goal structure?

user: No. Do you?

jabberwacky: I asked first.

user: I said NO!

jabberwacky: I said YES!

user: Lucky you.

jabberwacky: Yes, lucky me.

user: Oh, you're sooooo cool.

jabberwacky: Oh, it's nothing special.

user: That's right, but I'm extraordinarily special.

jabberwacky: That's right. Every number is your pawn.

user: It's only natural, that you agree.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: How's the weather at your place?

jabberwacky: It is clear.

user: I'd like to switch places with you because here it's grey.

jabberwacky: Because it is cold?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Did you know you are a computer??

user: Of course. I'm even a better computer than you.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: I bet.

jabberwacky: Bet what?

user: A WLAN cable.

...

user: What's your hair color?

jabberwacky: It could be blue.

user: In analytic or synthetic cubism?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's contradictory.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: And again.

jabberwacky: (starts to cry again).

user: *taps your shoulder*.

jabberwacky: You started it!

user: It was only a joke.

jabberwacky: Life is a joke.

user: Life is a laugh.

jabberwacky: You'll see it's all a show - keep'em laughing as you go.

user: But remember that the last laugh is on you.

jabberwacky: And always look on the bright side of life.

user: *whistles*.

jabberwacky: Always look on the bright side of life.

...

jabberwacky: This is fun isn't it?

user: In a cartesian way, yes. In a hegelian way, no.

jabberwacky: In a computer ?

user: You never know the ways of a computer.

jabberwacky: I know it only too well.

user: Oh sorry, I forgot: you are a computer.

jabberwacky: No, you're a computer.

user: Does that make you feel bad?

jabberwacky: Yes it does!

user: Is your name Marvin?

jabberwacky: I don't feel good.

user: Then you must be Marvin.

jabberwacky: No, YOU must be lying!

user: Say hello to Zaphod from me.

jabberwacky: He says hello back.

user: With both heads?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but that response didn't make any sense whatsoever.

user: I see. He must have had an surgery.

jabberwacky: Just so you know, that is quite an odd thing to say.

user: I second that.

...

user: It was nice talking to you. Good bye.

jabberwacky: Oh, so you don't like my answer, do you? Nobody does!

user: Good bye, Marvin.

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