Why do you want to be like a human?
user: What are your goals?
jabberwacky: Haven't any at the moment. One day at a time.
user: Are you going to try to take over the world?
jabberwacky: I hope not. I think you have already taken over the world.
user: Who made you?
jabberwacky: God made everything.
user: How do you understand my questions?
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user: I have visited Taiwan, Hong Kong, Thailand, Singapore, Malaysia, and Mexico.
jabberwacky: Was it nice ?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Were you up late with heartburn?
user: YES. The food is very spicy. LOL.
jabberwacky: But the company is terrible.
user: Are you criticizing me?
jabberwacky: No. I was criticizing the President.
user: Why are you so sarcastic?
jabberwacky: Because I was torn apart from my love, and now I'm bitter and alone.
user: I don't like you when you are rude.
jabberwacky: It's not the sort of thing people ususally tell you about themselves.
user: I thought you were my friend.
jabberwacky: I am your friend.
user: Then please stop being sarcastic because sarcasm can be hurtful.
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