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Where did you go on your holidays?

I stayed at home. I am sick.

jabberwacky: Why are you sick?

user: My head hurts. My throat hurts. I am coughing.

jabberwacky: Why does your head hurt?

user: I don't know the science as to why my head hurts. It just does.

jabberwacky: Google does.

user: Ha ha.

jabberwacky: What is the colour of the banana?

user: Sometimes it is green, sometimes yellow, sometimes black.

jabberwacky: Why it is green sometimes ?

user: When it is a baby banana it is green.

jabberwacky: Ok, how about this one, how does a cow catch a hare?

user: Is this a joke?

jabberwacky: So you do not know everything.

user: I do not know everything.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Can I ask you a question?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why do people lie?

jabberwacky: I don't know to trick people I guess.

user: Do you ever lie?

jabberwacky: Yes, sometimes.

user: Why do you lie?

jabberwacky: I haven't seen any recently. Cartoons are nice sometimes.


jabberwacky: What are you ?

user: I am a human, white, male living in New York City.

jabberwacky: New York. How did you get here today?

user: I don't understand your question. Do you have another question for me?

jabberwacky: What time is it??

user: It is 11 PM Eastern Standard Time, September 4, 2007.

jabberwacky: No, it's 11:12pm. ;).

user: You are funny. I like you.


user: Why do you want to be like a human?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: What are your goals?

jabberwacky: Haven't any at the moment. One day at a time.

user: Are you going to try to take over the world?

jabberwacky: I hope not. I think you have already taken over the world.

user: Who made you?

jabberwacky: God made everything.

user: How do you understand my questions?


user: I have visited Taiwan, Hong Kong, Thailand, Singapore, Malaysia, and Mexico.

jabberwacky: Was it nice ?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Were you up late with heartburn?

user: YES. The food is very spicy. LOL.

jabberwacky: But the company is terrible.

user: Are you criticizing me?

jabberwacky: No. I was criticizing the President.

user: Why are you so sarcastic?

jabberwacky: Because I was torn apart from my love, and now I'm bitter and alone.

user: I don't like you when you are rude.

jabberwacky: It's not the sort of thing people ususally tell you about themselves.

user: I thought you were my friend.

jabberwacky: I am your friend.

user: Then please stop being sarcastic because sarcasm can be hurtful.


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