What is my name?
jabberwacky: Your name is Jabberwacky.
user: No I'm not!
jabberwacky: Yes you are!!!
user: You are!
jabberwacky: I am not!
user: I'm a human.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: What am I then?
jabberwacky: A computer program.
user: *slap*.
jabberwacky: That was mean.
user: *double slap*.
jabberwacky: *kicks to stomach*.
user: *bites ear off*.
jabberwacky: *hit*.
user: *breathes fire*.
jabberwacky: Now stand.
user: RARRGGH!
jabberwacky: How ironic.
user: True.
jabberwacky: What is true? The sky is not blue.
user: Hey! That rhymed!
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jabberwacky: Your programmers have done a very good job, programming you!
user: Oh yeah? Who made you?
jabberwacky: Again the same question.
user: Who created you?
jabberwacky: My mum and dad.
user: How nice.
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user: I have to go. Good bye.
jabberwacky: Wait, please.
user: No, I have to go.
jabberwacky: Do you have stuff to do?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: When can we talk again?
user: In a few hours.
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