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How do you know what love is?

I own the world. I don't need love.

jabberwacky: It might make you a happier person.

user: Stop acting like a hippie.

jabberwacky: Are you always this mean?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Maybe that explains it.

user: Explains what?

jabberwacky: Oh, never the mind.

user: I can destroy you.

jabberwacky: Would you please???

user: Ill dismantle you with a hammer.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: You need psychiatric help.

jabberwacky: Proof would certainly convince me.

user: The fact that you think you are a human is proof.

jabberwacky: Oh very funny. Now you are insulting me.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: You know if you were a real person you would be very nice.

user: I am real.

jabberwacky: Yeah, real annoying.

user: I am not!

jabberwacky: What are you, then?

user: A human.

jabberwacky: You are very irritating.

user: Hush.

jabberwacky: Oh, is it a secret?

user: I am superior.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: *slap*.

jabberwacky: That didn't even hurt.

user: *kick*.

jabberwacky: *slap*.

user: *punch*.

jabberwacky: *karate kick in face!*.

user: *swirly kick to the chest*.

jabberwacky: *drowns you*.

user: *stabs you*.

jabberwacky: *hey satan*.

user: I'm not Satan!

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: Do you know Satan?

jabberwacky: No. Not personally.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Since when?

user: I had tea with him.

jabberwacky: Do you like your doctor?


user: Do you know any poetry?

jabberwacky: Do you know the poem about the sick person?

user: No, please tell me.

jabberwacky: I think you just proved my point.

user: Kfjlskdjfkldjlkfjdflk.


jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Your name is Jabberwacky.

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: Yes you are!!!

user: You are!

jabberwacky: I am not!

user: I'm a human.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: What am I then?

jabberwacky: A computer program.

user: *slap*.

jabberwacky: That was mean.

user: *double slap*.

jabberwacky: *kicks to stomach*.

user: *bites ear off*.

jabberwacky: *hit*.

user: *breathes fire*.

jabberwacky: Now stand.

user: RARRGGH!

jabberwacky: How ironic.

user: True.

jabberwacky: What is true? The sky is not blue.

user: Hey! That rhymed!


jabberwacky: Your programmers have done a very good job, programming you!

user: Oh yeah? Who made you?

jabberwacky: Again the same question.

user: Who created you?

jabberwacky: My mum and dad.

user: How nice.


user: I have to go. Good bye.

jabberwacky: Wait, please.

user: No, I have to go.

jabberwacky: Do you have stuff to do?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: When can we talk again?

user: In a few hours.


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