How do you learn?
jabberwacky: So do I.
user: Is your brain large or small?
user: Very what?
jabberwacky: Very very.
user: Very very what?
user: Sick of what?
jabberwacky: Sick in the head.
user: Do you hear voices?
user: Are they purple and green?
jabberwacky: No, they don't.
user: They don't what?
jabberwacky: They don't have feelings. Because they're just computers.
user: Aren't you just a computer?
jabberwacky: I already told you! I'm not a computer, computers simply go 'Beep' and 'Whir'
user: Computers can speak better English too.
jabberwacky: No, no. How do our lives have meaning if we aren't real and the world has no purpose?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: Can we duel with banjos?
user: I sure can.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: I've even beat the devil in Georgia.
jabberwacky: Tell me about your dreams.
user: They are strange.
jabberwacky: Please tell me. I'm glad to hear your strange dreams.
user: I don't want to talk about my dreams. What about yours?
jabberwacky: Okay, if 1 + 1 = 2, does 2+2 = 1?
user: When you put two things together, many times they become one.