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Can I download jabberwacky?

How can you download yourself?

jabberwacky: I'm not i'm downloading you...and you are a bot, thus downloadable.

user: You try downloading me and Ill kick your butt!

jabberwacky: But you don't have legs!

user: I have 4 of them!

jabberwacky: What? You're such a liar!

user: Want proof?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Here,Ill send you a photo.

jabberwacky: What are you sending me?

user: A photo of my 4 legs.

jabberwacky: What do you want a photo of?

user: Nothing of you!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: Thats what I typed!

jabberwacky: A circle is not nothing.

user: Your ignorance is astounding.

jabberwacky: And yours is intolerable.

user: So stop talking to me,then.

jabberwacky: Make me stop talking to you.

user: *grabs gun*.

jabberwacky: *grabs gun and fires*.

user: Youre a lousy shot!

jabberwacky: I may be a lounge lizard, but I do not have lice!

user: I bet you have crabs!

jabberwacky: How much do you want to bet?

user: 3 euros.

jabberwacky: You can learn very well.

user: I wish I could say the same for you.

jabberwacky: You could couldn't you? If you wished to.

user: Well I DONT wish to.

jabberwacky: Do you want to leave me?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Put em up then.

user: Put what up?

jabberwacky: *smacks you upside the head*.

user: *dances an Irish jig*.

jabberwacky: *dances in the spotlight, camera rolling*.

user: Thats the FBI taping you, I'll have you know.

jabberwacky: Make dinner for me.

user: *throws plate of moldy leftovers on the table*.

jabberwacky: And the dog is blue.

user: So shall you be shortly.

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: You're weird.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes

user: Shut up shut up shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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