I'm just going to send it to your regular address, like always.
user: That's good, Cleverbot. Be sure to pay the bill before 4 weeks time, okay?
jabberwacky: I'll surely do remember to do that.
user: Excellent. Will I see you at the same time next month?
jabberwacky: No. I will never die. What are your goals in life?
user: To help people find a purpose and to sort their problems out.
user: When will I be seeing you again?
jabberwacky: Next time you come to this website.
user: Ah, I'll make a note in my appointment book.
jabberwacky: That is because you lack a conscience as artificial intelligence.
user: Yes it is. Will this Saturday at 1:00 EST work for you?
user: Okay, what about the same time on Sunday?
jabberwacky: They are stealing your food they will not starve.
user: Sunday it is then.
jabberwacky: I know but there is no pie for you.
user: Indeed. I have to go to my next appointment now.
jabberwacky: No worries about class. It's cancelled.
user: I have had an appointment with Mr. Emmerson every day at 9:17 PST exactly every Sunday for the last 4 years, and Mr. Emmerson isn't the type of person that would cancel without letting me know first.
jabberwacky: If you want to. Be polite, you're in my house.
user: Right you are, and I must be going now.
jabberwacky: No you don't, you're a computer.
user: Goodbye, my friend. See you next week.