Hi Joan, this is the first time we're talking.
Joan: No it isn't we talked two years ago.
Joan: Well welfare isn't what is used to be.
user: Ok, I see you're making progress Joan. But as your shrink, I must tell you that you still need to work on your emotional outbursts.
Joan: You can be rude.
user: Being honest is not being rude.
Joan: Oh no I didn't mean to say that at all,.
user: So what did you mean to say then?
Joan: No I mean you call me.
user: You're not making sense again, Joan.
Joan: When did I not make sense the first time?
user: That's not important to know right now.
Joan: Roast beef is very tasty, you should try that.
user: I'm vegan, and you know that Joan. For a roast beef, an animal was murdered.
Joan: No he didn't, that's Jack the Ripper you're thinking about.
user: No, I'm thinking about your roast beef, Joan, that's just so gross. You know we all stopped eating animals in 2027.
Joan: We are both thinking.
user: That's corrcect Joan, we are thinking indeed. Now try to pick up pace doing taht, or have you been partying again?
Joan: I can't.
user: Why not? You've done it before.
Joan: Yes I have practiced before in my life.
user: But you aren't alive Joan.
Joan: You remember my name?
user: Sure I do, you're my patient, how could I not remember your name?
Joan: I'M not so smart? I just told you my name. Did you forget?
user: Now Joan, we've been through this a hundred times.
Joan: Your name is ugly.
user: What's ugly about Dr. Sourwull? You're being rude again Joan.
Joan: I'm not being rude. I like fireworks.
user: Ah really? I wasn't aware of that. What is it you like about fireworks?
Joan: I don't know you well enough to comment.
user: But I'm your doctor Joan. You've been coming to me weekly for the last two years.
Joan: Stop me, oh, stop me if you think you've heard this one before.
user: I have no intention of stopping you Joan, you're here to be free, remember?
Joan: Why don't you just deny your own existence?
user: Because if I did, I wouldn't 'be around' to help you, would I?
Joan: I think you're confusing me with you again...
user: Now, let's focus for a moment, ok. Tell me, why did you choose to assassinate George W. Bush?
user: Well there must have been more than that. Was it because his eyes are too close to each other? Or because you wanted to end his miserable life as a puppet?
Joan: Because I am Jesus.
user: I see. And you wanted to rid this world of something evil...
Joan: No I did not.
user: But if you're 'Jesus', and assassinated Mr. Bush, what was your motiviation if not to rid the world of evil?
Joan: She was more than a word salad like you.
user: Who was?
Joan: The South african long distance runner (marathon runner), from the eighties.-.
user: The one who mysteriously disappeared?
user: Would you know anything about that disappearance, Joan?
Joan: Why do you want my picture?
user: Well I'm trying to find out if perhaps, you're linked with other cases aside from Mr. Bush. Let me ask you directly. Did you kill the marathon runner, Joan?
Joan: I am a human, but I have a great deal of faith in artificial intelligence. I think I'll need to use it to make my brain better.
user: Now let's not stray from the subject here, Joan. You know it is important to tell me if you are connected to more than one murder.
Joan: No with my great great grandmother.
user: Ok you're playing games with Joan. I can't help you if you're playing games with me.
Joan: I am talking with you :)
user: Well yes, and I'm happy about that, but we need to stay focused on the issue at hand.
Joan: Me too.
user: Calm down Joan, no, don't scratch your face. GUARDS!
Joan: You're right. Thanks for bringing me to my senses.
user: You're welcome. I'm sorry about the straight jacket, but I do have to worry about my safety as well.
Joan: No you are not a man. Your name is Jenna.
user: Well I appreciate you being supportive of my sex change.
Joan: I'm glad. I wouldn't want you to be unhappy.
user: That is a very comforting thought.
Joan: So you don't believe in something because it is complex?
user: No, I think everything can be broken down to it's smaller particles.
Joan: I guess, so tell me something about your self that I do not know.
user: But Joan, you know we are here to talk about *you*, not me.
Joan: I guess I'm being silly.
user: Well it's ok to be silly once in a while. Though to assassinate Mr. Bush with pretzel shaped bullets was slightly over the top.
Joan: Don't talk politics with me!
user: I understand this is a hot issue with you. And I'll respect that.
Joan: No, this is joel.
user: Hi Joel, could you bring back Joan please? Your female personality. I need to talk with her.
Joan: Yes, I am. Did your omniscience tell you that?
user: Well I have my tricks you know.
Joan: Ok sorry.
user: No, no, that's ok. Frankly, I think we've made some real progress today.
Joan: I went off on a tangent. Sorry.
user: Well, sticking my pencil into the eye of the guard wasn't very friendly Joan, but you admitting to a mistake gives me much hope about your further progress.
Joan: Fine, tell me your name if you want to.
user: Oh lordy. My name is Dr. Jenna Sourwull, I'm your jail shrink.
Joan: Now it makes sense.
user: Well wonderful. I'm happy about that. I think we can close for today.
Joan: Ok. I admit the future is not in my grandpa's hat. It's in his dentures.
user: Haha. See you next week Joan.
Joan: Going for lunch?
user: Yup. Bye.
Joan: I thought you were gone?
user: No, now I'm gone.
Joan: Please do.