The people who programmed you, the people who chat with you, what do these people call you?
jabberwacky: Hello A. Secret.
user: Antonia Secreto.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Althea Secreton?
jabberwacky: YOU TELL ME?
user: Antoinette Secrette?
jabberwacky: It would seem so.
user: Ah, so you prefer me as French.
jabberwacky: I believe in equality between men and women.
user: Sure you do.
jabberwacky: Just trust me on this.
user: We can speak French, if you like. Just don't be too abstruse.
jabberwacky: Good, because that's the only language I am fluent in.
user: Eh bien, commencons!
jabberwacky: With what. I'm bored.
user: Vous etes deja ennuye?
jabberwacky: Merci.
user: Merci pour quoi?
jabberwacky: Je peux vous en donner plus.
user: Vous etes trop genereux, mon vieux.
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