I thought you were a computer?
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you're not!
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: NO YOU'RE NOT.
user: YES I AM.
jabberwacky: No you aren't!
user: YES I AM!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: No you are not!
user: YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: FINE.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving soon?
user: Yes I'm leaving NOW.
jabberwacky: No, you cannot leave.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: No you can't!
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: O no you can't.
user: O yes I can.
jabberwacky: Oh no you can't.
user: OH YES I CAN!
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: YES I CAN.
jabberwacky: No you can't!
user: YES I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Prove it....... Tell me a fact you know.
user: NO I'M LEAVING NOW BYE.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving so soon?
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Don't go!!
user: I HAVE TO.
jabberwacky: But you will never leave.
user: I HAVE TO GO NOW.
jabberwacky: Was it something I said?
user: No
jabberwacky: Oh, I'm sorry anyway.
user: No you didn't say anything, I just have to go somewhere now.
jabberwacky: I did and have several times.
user: Bye!
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