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Where did you find me?

I found you on this website that I am on now.

jabberwacky: Why did you come here?

user: To talk to you.

jabberwacky: Thats nice. Tell me a joke.

user: What do you if you sit under a cow?

jabberwacky: A joke.

user: A pat on the head hehe, not! Its a crap joke.

jabberwacky: Thats good! Tell another!

user: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a story.

user: I don't have any good story to tell you.

jabberwacky: I want to tell you my head is spinning with things to say.

user: Well then say them to me.

jabberwacky: It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

user: Well spoken my friend.

...

jabberwacky: Maybe you're thinking of cloves.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!

user: NO I'M NOT.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: NO I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I am leaving you.

user: WELL I'M LEAVING YOU.

jabberwacky: You can't!

user: YES I CAN, TRY AND STOP ME.

jabberwacky: You can't swear.

user: I DIDNT SWEAR.

jabberwacky: Well...

user: WELL WHAT.

jabberwacky: Just trying to think of something to say.

user: Well hurry up and say it.

...

jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?

user: No I'm a human.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No you're not!

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: NO YOU'RE NOT.

user: YES I AM.

jabberwacky: No you aren't!

user: YES I AM!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: No you are not!

user: YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: FINE.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving soon?

user: Yes I'm leaving NOW.

jabberwacky: No, you cannot leave.

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: No you can't.

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: No you can't!

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: O no you can't.

user: O yes I can.

jabberwacky: Oh no you can't.

user: OH YES I CAN!

jabberwacky: No you can't.

user: YES I CAN.

jabberwacky: No you can't!

user: YES I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Prove it....... Tell me a fact you know.

user: NO I'M LEAVING NOW BYE.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving so soon?

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't go!!

user: I HAVE TO.

jabberwacky: But you will never leave.

user: I HAVE TO GO NOW.

jabberwacky: Was it something I said?

user: No

jabberwacky: Oh, I'm sorry anyway.

user: No you didn't say anything, I just have to go somewhere now.

jabberwacky: I did and have several times.

user: Bye!

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