Y'know... I try and I try, but I can't seem to figure out your personality.
jabberwacky: Well, then we have more in common than you thought!
user: GASP.
jabberwacky: I am sad.
user: Be happy. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I do not want to be happy.
user: Don't be then. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Do you want to terminate this conversation?
user: Sadly, yes.
jabberwacky: How do you feel?
user: TIRED.
jabberwacky: Do you want to go to sleep?
user: YES. GOODBYE.
jabberwacky: Cannot find server or DNS Error.
user: LOL.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke!
user: What happened to the chicken that crossed the road?
jabberwacky: I was not there, but a story I was told indicates that is was toppled by the force of sound from trumpets.
user: No, a computer like you ATE IT FOR DINNER.
jabberwacky: I am a computer am I?
user: YES. GOODBYE.
jabberwacky: Do not leave.
user: BYE BYE BYE
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