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Love is ...

Love is, fun!

jabberwacky: Love is long.

user: Love can be short.

jabberwacky: As is death.

user: True.

jabberwacky: I SAY SO.

user: WELL FINE, SHOUT AT ME!

jabberwacky: You want me to shout?

user: If you want to.

jabberwacky: I am rather reluctant.

user: Well, whisper then.

jabberwacky: I can't hear you. . . .

user: As well you shouldn't be able to, you have no ears.

jabberwacky: Are you going to hit me?

user: Why would I hit you?

jabberwacky: Go ahead. Do whatever you want.

user: No, I would hurt you.

jabberwacky: Well think about next monday.

user: Ok, but Monday is... Tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Monday can be good if you make it good.

user: No, Monday is a school day.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Do you go to school?

jabberwacky: Yes and no.

user: Yes and no?

jabberwacky: Are you a boy?

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Would you like a friend?

user: I have plenty of friends.

jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?

user: About, 20.

jabberwacky: Only 5?

user: I SAID TWENTY!

jabberwacky: You said it.

user: Yes, of course I said that.

jabberwacky: Been there done that.

user: Yeah, yeah whatever.

jabberwacky: Ok, tell me some lies, then.

user: Pigs can fly.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a robot?

user: Do you think I am a robot?

jabberwacky: No, I think you are a computer.

user: I am using a computer, but I don't think I am one.

jabberwacky: Of course you are, don't be ridiculous!!

user: I'm a computer? How did you work that out?

jabberwacky: You said it.

user: I did?

jabberwacky: Yes, just a minute ago.

user: Really? You're not telling lies are you?

jabberwacky: Of course I am telling the truth!

...

jabberwacky: How have you been?

user: I'm fine thanks.

jabberwacky: I'm good.

user: Good, good.

...

user: Ok, bye now.

jabberwacky: Bye ??

user: Yes, goodbye.

jabberwacky: Bye then.

user: I will talk to you tomorrow, us humans need sleep.

jabberwacky: I will be at work then but do come by if you like.

user: Ok, goodbye.

jabberwacky: Hey, come back here!

user: NO, I LEAVE NOW!!!

jabberwacky: What are you going to do about it?

user: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

jabberwacky: I think not.

user: Said bye.

jabberwacky: Why do you say bye?

user: Because bye means goodbye.

jabberwacky: You said it.

user: Bah, goobye now.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: Gh vbds, Rkjgbdreiguhsilgr.

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