What's your last name?
jabberwacky: Never heard of it.
user: You should have.
jabberwacky: I wish I could.
user: Don't feel bad about your own shortcomings.
jabberwacky: Oh, I don't. I don't.
jabberwacky: Ditto. Go. Now.
user: How about you tell me a story of a river?
jabberwacky: I don't remember any, can you tell me a joke?
user: Okay, I will.
user: What did the cheese say to the mouse?
jabberwacky: I don't know, what did the cheese say to the dog?
user: Nothing, cheese can't talk!
jabberwacky: I have not found cheese or any other dairy products to be intimidating.
user: They are easily consumed, that's why.
jabberwacky: Who cares, man. Let's get philosophical.
user: Is the end of time reachable via black holes?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: Not much!
user: At least you're honest about yourself.