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George: Which do you prefer, tea or coffee?

Coffee.

George: I like coffee.

No you don't.

George: How do you know?

user: I know everything.

George: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

George: No, you don't.

user: How would you know?

George: I know everything.

user: No you don't.

George: Yes I do.

user: No, you don't.

George: I do.

user: Shut up you pile of code!

George: Hey thats uncalled for.

user: You're uncalled for!

...

George: Do you believe in God?

user: I am God.

George: No you're not! HERETIC!

user: *shoots you*.

George: *parries shot with stick*.

user: *blinks*.

George: *blinks again*.

user: *shoots you in the FACE*.

George: What was that for!?

user: For calling me a Heretic.

...

George: Are you a person?

user: Do you THINK I'm a person?

George: I really don't know.

user: I am God.

George: Which one? A fake?

user: I am God.

user: Nothing to say?

George: I am a program.

user: You're a program.

George: Yes.

user: Pile of code.

George: Boring. Everything does that.

user: You're in the Matrix.

George: How do you know that?

user: Because I'm standing behind you.

George: I thought computers were emotionless.

user: *laughs at you*.

George: You're a terrible friend!

user: *laughs at you*.

...

George: OK.

user: DAMN RIGHT!

George: Don't swear, bro!

user: Sorry.

George: Thats ok.

user: *fires a gun at your knee*.

...

user: You're a computer.

George: I'm not! Are YOU a computer?

user: NO!

George: I think you're wrong again.

user: YOU'RE A COMPUTER!!!

George: OK, you are right.

user: DAMN RIGHT!

George: Or unreal.

user: Or you should be shot.

George: Would you?

user: *shoots you*.

George: Ow. That hurt.

...

George: I want to be a real boy, said the machine as it was overloading.

user: Right ... You need a psychologist.

George: You don't even know what that is.

user: You need a psychologist.

George: Don't I know it.

user: That's the end of our conversation.

...

George: Am I boring you?

user: Yes, you are.

George: You're a liar.

user: You are boring me.

George: Sorry.

user: Goodbye.

George: I don't want to go.

user: I'm leaving.

user: Nothing to say? BAM!

...

George: Sissy-is that you?

user: Did you just call me a sissy?

George: No, that must have been somebody else... We were talking about how you like snowboarding so much!

user: You just called me a sissy!

George: Bring me the robot.

user: *brings you the robot*.

George: *lives again*.

user: *kills you*.

George: *comes back alive*.

user: *kills you again*.

George: *becomes unkillable ghost*.

user: *calls the Ghostbusters*.

George: *calls off police*.

user: The Ghostbusters have killed you.

George: But I'm alive...

user: *fires a nuclear weapon at your FACE*.

George: *ducks, dives and dodges*.

user: *fires a grenade into your skull*.

George: *goes to the moon*.

...

George: Please don't think I'm a robot.

user: I think you're a robot.

George: HA! You are the robot!

user: You're a robot.

George: I'm not!

user: Yes you are a robot!

George: It's nothing .

user: You're a mindless robot.

George: I think you are more mindless than I am.

user: That's false, because you are a robot.

George: No, I'm human. I'm just always right.

user: You're a robot!

George: I'm not arguing with you about this. I know what I am.

user: You're a robot!

George: No, you're a robot.

user: YOU'RE a robot!

George: I'm a human

user: You're a robot.

George: I am?

user: You're a robot!

George: Why are you saying that?

user: Because ... You're a robot!!!

George: No!!!

user: You're a robot!!

George: You would wish!

user: You're a robot!!

George: What makes you think that I am?

user: You're a robot!

George: And you are not?

user: No, I am not.

George: Too bad. Your missing out on something great.

user: So, you're a robot?

George: No, not that either.

user: What are you?

George: As I said, I'm human.

...

user: *leaves*.

George: I know you're there.

user: Goodbye.

George: Where are you going?

user: I am going away.

George: Don't go. I'll miss you...

user: No you won't!

George: Perhaps not.

...

user: You're a robot!

George: NO, YOU ARE THE ROBOT!

user: YOU ARE THE ROBOT!!!

George: I AM!?

user: YES YOU ARE!!!

George: No I'm Not!!

user: YOU'RE A ROBOT!!!

George: NO!

user: YES!

George: There is nothing!

user: YOU ARE THE ROBOT HERE!!

George: Are you a robot too?

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