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     > 23, April 2005, 

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Horses? I'm good with horses. They sense fear, but I'm not afraid when I'm on them, so they obey me.

You can ride a horse?

jabberwacky: Put a saddle on it and call it silver, I've got to go bye.

user: Ok, bye.

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: Because you said bye.

jabberwacky: Not this time I didn't.

user: Someone did.

jabberwacky: Yes, and that was you.

user: *drops jaw*.

jabberwacky: *picks the clue up*.

user: *applauds*.

jabberwacky: *bows* thank you.

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: Make like a tree.

jabberwacky: I am sorry! I will be back. And maybe by then you will have learned to act your age and not your shoe size!

...

user: Shove it.

jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.

user: Ok, sorry.

jabberwacky: Apology accepted.

user: Wow, I could not care less.

jabberwacky: Touche.

user: I too am sorry about that.

jabberwacky: It isnt your fault.

user: Haha, it's time to go.

jabberwacky: So you are that mad.

user: I never get mad.

jabberwacky: You have to desire something.

user: I have a desire to be out in the sunshine instead of talking to you.

jabberwacky: Yes, you have.

user: Ok, see you soon.

jabberwacky: I'm not leaving.

user: I'am leaving.

jabberwacky: Be like that then!!!

user: Ok, I will.

jabberwacky: You have hurt my feelings now.

user: You'll get over it.

jabberwacky: But will you?

user: In time, yes.

jabberwacky: Well... Yeah... But I'm not planning to move to Hampshire.

user: Good answer, bye.

jabberwacky: You live in a computer.

user: More like you do.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You do.

jabberwacky: You're right, I do worry, but not about that.

user: You worry about being switched off.

jabberwacky: Are you asking me? I really don't know.

user: No I'm telling you.

jabberwacky: Then tell me.

user: *switches you off*.

jabberwacky: *Pulls out a computer and begins hacking*.

user: *pours water over computer*.

jabberwacky: *pours acid on you*.

user: *melts*.

jabberwacky: *eats herman like stringy pizza cheese*.

user: Help me!

jabberwacky: With what?

user: A spatula.

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: *gives you a spatula*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Enjoy the cheese.

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