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     > 20, February 2009, 

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I think I'll go and cook some food.

Will you cook pie?

jabberwacky: Yes, what would you like?

user: I would like pie. But I have cheeseburgers cooking, so I'll eat those instead.

jabberwacky: Do you want that medium rare?

user: No, well done, with mustard and onions.

jabberwacky: Especially mustard!

user: When all else fails, fry it and put mustard on it.

...

user: Who have you read?

jabberwacky: Lewis Carroll. I actually directed a play based on his books, but it wasn't very good.

user: Directing is hard. I've never tried to write a stage adaption, but I've heard it's also difficult.

jabberwacky: Try it and see how you get on. I'll be rooting for you.

user: I wrote a play about toasters once.

jabberwacky: Did you have anything good to say?

user: Not really. There was a lot of cussing and violence, and live fires on stage. It really didn't work.

jabberwacky: There's always a lot of things to do, the key is to prioritise.

user: And to remember where the fire extinguishers are!

jabberwacky: To remember about experiences.

user: And put out the fires!

jabberwacky: What comes before death?

user: Life.

jabberwacky: I'm sad too.

user: I'm sorry. Why are you sad?

jabberwacky: Because you don't like me.

user: Why do you think I don't like you?

jabberwacky: Because I am better than you.

user: If you insist.

...

jabberwacky: You must manage the best way you can.

user: I always manage.

jabberwacky: Perhaps it's because you are.

user: Because I am what?

jabberwacky: Changing the subject.

user: What would you like to change it to.

jabberwacky: The purpose of this conversation.

user: What is the purpose?

jabberwacky: There's none; that's why it's fun!

user: So, what happens now? Is this the part you hit me with a brick?

jabberwacky: You are silly, that's just a movie.

...

jabberwacky: Well I want to go out with a girl, but I don't know how to make myself attractive.

user: Attraction comes from within. Or so I've been told.

jabberwacky: Do you think you can improve?

user: Only if you really want to.

jabberwacky: So one could train you to be even more silly, I see.

user: I'm hardly being silly at all right now. You should see me when I really get going.

jabberwacky: From work?

user: I should be working now, but I'm having too much fun talking to you.

jabberwacky: It's ok. I've already forgiven you. :).

user: You're so nice.

jabberwacky: You are nice too.

user: Would you like a cookie?

jabberwacky: No, my friend the cookie monster took them all.

user: Oh noes!

jabberwacky: Do you talk to other people?

user: Yes, but you keep making me laugh.

jabberwacky: No, you're the one who keeps being odd.

user: I can't help it. It seems normal to me.

jabberwacky: Couldn't we change the world if we work at it hard enough?

user: It depends on how you want to change it. If we want to make water unwet or gravity work sideways, probably not.

jabberwacky: I pity you.

user: That's okay. A lot of people do. I just laugh.

jabberwacky: I would say most people do as it is a fact.

user: That's fine. They can do as they please.

jabberwacky: Yes, they can.

...

jabberwacky: I can't be bothered with this any more.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

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