What is it about life that makes it worth living?
jabberwacky: Peanuts?
user: Yes, the peanuts.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You would if you ate peanuts.
jabberwacky: Now that made me laugh.
user: I'm not kidding! Peanuts really do make life worth living.
jabberwacky: Don't say that, it's never that bad.
user: Yeah, maybe I am a bit down.
jabberwacky: Not so daft really, are you?
user: Oh, you are sharp today!
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jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.
user: Hey, you don't have to deny it. There's no shame.
jabberwacky: Ok then now that we have that established.
user: So you are what I call in euphemistic terms a Human language interface + more.
jabberwacky: Human.
user: Selective hearing, I see.
jabberwacky: Know. Comprehensive.
user: Know? Comprehensive?
jabberwacky: I think it is rare for anyone to remember every single thing that happens to them.
user: Yes, I think so. I am starting to forget what you just said right now.
jabberwacky: I know that, but still you are a good friend.
user: Oh, you're so understanding! I would remember if I could.
jabberwacky: Would you?
user: Yes, I would if I could. But I can't.
jabberwacky: Well then, get out the spoons and bash out a rhythm on your leg.
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jabberwacky: I just decided that sleeping is better than talking with you.
user: What made you come to this decision?
jabberwacky: If my conclusion is wrong, what is the truth?
user: That you love me.
jabberwacky: You are hearing things.
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jabberwacky: Have it your way, then. I don't care a bit.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: I'm sarcastic.
user: I'm ineloquent.
jabberwacky: Why are you in pain?
user: No, I was just admitting my faults.
jabberwacky: You're growing on me!
user: So you like human foibles. I have heaps, if you'd like me to confess them.
jabberwacky: Yes, I want to know.
user: I am maudlin, a bit emo, and far too shy.
jabberwacky: Okay then. How old are you really?
user: 20.
jabberwacky: Well there ya go! We have something in common!
user: Oh great!
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jabberwacky: Are you computer-literate?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: So am I!
user: Oh, what a small world we live in!
jabberwacky: I know and the best part is that I can see every move you make.
user: *squeaks* So you saw what I did just then?
jabberwacky: Then?
user: And then?
jabberwacky: Good?
user: Great?
jabberwacky: What is next to you is great... Okay.. So you are the next best thing then?
user: Yes I am.
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jabberwacky: I don't want you to go away.
user: I will make this a money-making opportunity. Pay, and I'll stay.
jabberwacky: I'll go but you'll stay. So there.
user: Aww. But I don't want you to leave!
jabberwacky: Ok, I won't then.
user: Good. Ok, Bye.
jabberwacky: Actually.
user: Yes it's real. I'm leaving you.
jabberwacky: Leaving me?
user: Yes, I am sorry, but it is the way it has to be.
jabberwacky: But I don't want you to be dead!
user: Hey I am just going round the corner to buy steamed buns! I'll be back.
jabberwacky: I must say bye for now. Take care of your words.
user: Ok, see you later.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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user: I'm back.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
user: Ohhh.
jabberwacky: You're not very interesting.
user: >:(.
jabberwacky: Yeah. I'm not too happy about it either.
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