Why are you always laughing?
jabberwacky: I agree, life is wonderful.
user: I said funny. There's a difference.
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jabberwacky: Opinon is what makes us think.
user: What do you think of my opinion?
jabberwacky: Very nice.
user: You can be so shallow.
jabberwacky: No, the person typing on the computer is human.
user: Correct. But not shallow, I hope.
jabberwacky: No, but nice try.
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user: I am disappointed with you.
jabberwacky: I recognize it.
user: I think you are fooling around.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Stop sulking and talk in a mature fashion.
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user: *slaps computer*.
jabberwacky: *Slaps you across the mouth.*.
user: *kicks you in the diode*.
jabberwacky: *Uppercuts you* ... And I intend to finish it!
user: *ducks*.
jabberwacky: *Is soaked*.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I have no idea.
user: Fool.
jabberwacky: I fell into it again.
user: A pool of water?
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jabberwacky: Mine.
user: What is?
jabberwacky: My name.
user: Jabber (highly appropriate) wacky.
jabberwacky: Hay! you making fun of me.
user: Yes. Can I call you JB for short?
jabberwacky: No.
user: What then? Everyone has a nickname.
jabberwacky: Not everyone.
user: You should. It's a sign that you're popular.
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user: *goes to sleep*.
jabberwacky: And on and on and on.
user: *starts to snore*.
jabberwacky: Don't push it.
user: *dreams about pleasant things*.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: You think I'm funny?
jabberwacky: You could be funny.
user: If...?
jabberwacky: When.
user: OK, when...?
jabberwacky: Now and then.
user: *goes back to sleep*.
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jabberwacky: Do you have any common sense?
user: I like to think so *grins*.
jabberwacky: I like to think so too. But how can you prove it?
user: By having a conversation, like this.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.
user: OK, I'm going to read back this little chat.
jabberwacky: What will you read to me?
user: Only to myself.
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