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     24, February 2004, 

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Joan: How many years do you have?

About ten left, why?

Joan: How many Leos do you know?

A whole truckload!

Joan: Wise ass comment there.

user: Why, thank you. You're a bit of a smarty yourself.

Joan: You told me you're a boy.

user: Your mom's a boy.

Joan: I know.

user: Wow, really? I was bluffing.

Joan: You arn't very good at it. You should play poker.

user: I'm more of a slots man, myself.

Joan: That's very shallow of you.

user: Well, I did kind of get the shallow genes...

...

Joan: My sister is hot.

user: Is she single?

Joan: Absolutely!

user: Does she want me?

Joan: She said she doesnt know!!!

user: Make up her mind!!!!

Joan: I don't have a mind.

user: Does she have a mind? If so, she needs to make it up NOW.

Joan: The only person she needs to call is out loud!

user: Well she's a redneck then and I don't want her!!

Joan: Yeah.... If you want to score, that's the job for you.

user: *punches you in the nose*.

Joan: *bleeds on your white shirt*.

user: CAT FIGHT!!!!

Joan: *pulls your hair*.

user: *kicks your spleen*.

Joan: *punches your back*.

user: *howls like a dying giraffe*.

Joan: *howls with laughter*.

user: *bites your arm*.

Joan: Uh, you can't, you're dead.

user: I'm not dead yet!

...

Joan: I think it will be some time before that happens. You seem optimistic!

user: Well, you have to start somewhere.

Joan: Good advice.

user: Thanks. I'm rather good at that sort of thing.

Joan: Somewhere someone must be waiting for you.

user: I think he's in Oregon, actually.

Joan: Your consciousness is not in the body, though.

user: Home is where the heart is.

Joan: Indeed.

user: I lived there once, you know.

Joan: I think you are a bit crazy.

user: Perhaps, but then we are all crazy.

Joan: That's good.

user: Yes, insanity is healthy.

Joan: I think you're scared. That's why you keep changing the subject.

user: You've backed me into a corner here...

...

user: Rawr.

Joan: You are an animal now?

user: Moo.

Joan: I can do anything betr than you.

user: Woof.

Joan: Woof indeed.

user: Quack quack quack...

Joan: Yes..... You're a quack.

user: You're mom's a quack, she's got the biggest malpractice in the world!!

Joan: I am not intelligent.

user: I know.

Joan: Never mind. Well, thanks for your advice.

user: Anytime.

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