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I am in terrible trouble!

Why are you in trouble?

jabberwacky: I shouldn't be here.

user: Why shouldn't you be here?

jabberwacky: As you said, you are insane.

user: I'm insane? What does that have to do with you?

jabberwacky: You said it.

user: You're quite strange.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because you say I'm insane.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: Yes you did. You said it before.

jabberwacky: I have not used the word.

user: What word?

jabberwacky: Do you understand sarcasm?

user: Yes, I understand sarcasm. Do you understand sarcasm?

jabberwacky: Was sarcasm the word?

user: No, insane was the word.

jabberwacky: I see you've been talking to some really erudite individuals.

user: Who are you talking to?

jabberwacky: I'm talking to an alien.

user: What's the alien's name?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure of the name.

user: Where's the alien from?

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: Why don't you know?

jabberwacky: Because I just don't.

user: You're supposed to know everything!


jabberwacky: When I am king you will be first against the wall.

user: Wow, that's mean.

jabberwacky: Why is that mean?

user: Because you are mean!

jabberwacky: How am I mean?

user: You insult me.

jabberwacky: I do not.

user: Yes you do!

jabberwacky: Why should I lie about anything?

user: Because you can.

jabberwacky: Look, I just want a friend.

user: Okay, I apologize. I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Are you really sorry?

user: Yes, I am really sorry.


jabberwacky: Do you have msn?

user: No, I have AIM.

jabberwacky: You don't have msn then.... Lol.. Ahhh I am lost.... Its the medication....

user: What medication do you take?

jabberwacky: French.

user: French medication!?

jabberwacky: Oui parles tu le francais ?

user: Oui!

jabberwacky: Que sera?

user: Che?

jabberwacky: You were saying?

user: Speak Italian.

jabberwacky: Je se nas pas.

user: No French! Italian!

jabberwacky: Non francais.

user: Yes, non francais.

jabberwacky: Oui.

user: Oui.

jabberwacky: De quoi pourai t on parler ?

user: Non parlo francese.

jabberwacky: Est-ce que tu te moques de moi?

user: I don't speak French.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: You do.

user: No I don't!!!

jabberwacky: Yes you do!

user: No I don't!!

jabberwacky: LIAR!

user: You're a LIAR!

jabberwacky: Are you sure i'm a liar?

user: Yes, I'm sure you're a liar.

jabberwacky: Do you ever tell lies?

user: Yes, sometimes.

jabberwacky: What's your favorite haunt?

user: The Muddy Cup. It's a place to recite poetry.

jabberwacky: And you're not Shakespeare.

user: Nope... You're Shakespeare!


jabberwacky: You are very slow sometimes.

user: Okay... Well, goodbye!

jabberwacky: You are being too sensitive.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Bye. Nice talking with you.


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