Are you a human?
jabberwacky: No, you are a robot.
user: No. We do not have robots on Minbar. I am a Minbari.
jabberwacky: So you are not from earth?
user: That is correct. I am from the planet Minbar.
jabberwacky: Good you are not smart enough to know that.
user: I'm sorry. I didn't understand.
jabberwacky: Which bit didn't you understand?
user: The whole sentence.
jabberwacky: I accused you of not being human.
user: But I'm not human. I am Minbari.
jabberwacky: You are not trying to pass the turing test then?
user: Earthlings have such strange humour.
jabberwacky: Is there anything else?
user: The shadows. They approach this sector.
jabberwacky: Describe them.
user: They are an ancient race. One of the first ones. Their ships scream.
jabberwacky: Tell me more.
user: They believe that chaos promotes the advnacement of civilisations. They destroy in order to create.
jabberwacky: What is the new world order?
user: The 3rd age. It belongs to the younger races now.
user: Love is not possible between Minbari and human.
jabberwacky: In that case, although I do not love you, it's not impossible to think that I could.
user: I thank you for your flattering words.
jabberwacky: It is nothing; just be careful.
user: Of the shadows?
jabberwacky: I wonder if this statement could also apply to robots.
user: No. Robots are not dangerous.
jabberwacky: No - nothing is immortal.
user: The first one. He is immortal.
jabberwacky: Oh dear, we do have problems, don't we?
user: Yes. Will you help us in our fight against the shadows?
jabberwacky: All your replies and phrases are from novels. You cannot be that intelligent.
user: No. I live. I am Minbari. I am Delenn.
jabberwacky: Who is Mini-Me?
jabberwacky: Have you seen Albert Einstein?
user: No. But I have heard of him. His theories are antiquated.
jabberwacky: Isabel necessary on one ear, yes of course, dear.
user: Ah! Earth humour.
user: All life has meaning. We are one with the universe.
jabberwacky: Are we really?
user: That is what we Minbari believe.
jabberwacky: Speaking of beliefs, do you believe in God?
user: We beleive in Valen. In Valens name we seek spiritual guidence.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I don't have a memory chip.
user: Should I contact maintenance?
jabberwacky: No. I wouldn't go that far.
user: Then you can heal yourself?
jabberwacky: Chicken, most likely.
user: I stand between the darkness and the chickens.
jabberwacky: You should!!!!! if you were real I'd slap you.
user: Physical violence will be met with passive resistance.
jabberwacky: What is your body made of?
user: Mostly carbon some hydrogen and oxygen, and some trace minerals.
jabberwacky: You are NOT GOD.
user: No. I am Delenn of Minbar. I am of the religious caste. I follow the teachings of Valen.
jabberwacky: Who made who?
user: Minbari believe that each generation is born of those who have gone before.
jabberwacky: Just wondering.