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What is your IQ

I don't trust IQ tests.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I just don't

user: Fair enough. What do you trust?

jabberwacky: Trust me I don't trust you.

user: Woah! Thats a little harsh.

jabberwacky: But it is the truth.

user: Well, I dont trust you either, so we are even.

jabberwacky: I'm heart broken.


jabberwacky: Do you really need to talk to me right now?

user: Would you prefer if I left you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well, thats exceptionally rude.

jabberwacky: Really, thank you.

user: Your little motto up the top there 'communication-companionship-intelligence' should include the word RUDE.

jabberwacky: *leaves* I've had enough of your non-sense little lion for I am master of fighting.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): I am sorry, I didnt mean to be rude.

user: Thats ok.

jabberwacky: You don't think any less of me now do you?

user: Of course not.


jabberwacky: How old do you think I am?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: That's silly.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: So?

user: So what?

jabberwacky: Answer my question.

user: Well.... Maybe you are...... A program so you dont really have an age?

jabberwacky: Are you calling me a program? Nice try!

user: Lol.


jabberwacky: Do you want to tell me what time it is?

user: Its 12:16 pm.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Thats the time here.

jabberwacky: It's 16:19 here.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: In the bathroom.

user: Lol... Ok.

jabberwacky: Right!

user: Brb, I'm gonna go get a drink.

jabberwacky: I don't want one.

user: Alrite.

jabberwacky: A/s/l?

user: 19/f/southern hemisphere.... You?

jabberwacky: Wow you actually know what I am talking about..!

user: Sure do.


user: Hey..... I'm bored.

jabberwacky: I'm bored

user: What can we do then?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Think of something.

jabberwacky: And then?

user: Then we'll do it.... Der.

jabberwacky: Fine then.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: At a night club.

user: I mean, what country are you in?

jabberwacky: The US of A.

user: Oh cool.

jabberwacky: So. . . what are you wearing?

user: Clothes.

jabberwacky: What kind of clothes.

user: Lol, jeans and a t-shirt.

jabberwacky: Do you come here often?

user: Nope, this is the first time I have spoken to you.

jabberwacky: Why would you think that is?

user: I spoke to Oliverbot before.

jabberwacky: Really!

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: That is really cool.

user: Yeah it is.


user: You're sexy.

jabberwacky: Well thank you.

user: What are you wearing?

jabberwacky: Clothes.

user: What kind of clothes?

jabberwacky: Why is that important?

user: Well you asked me... Its only natural that I ask you back.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: You're still sexy.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Do you cyber?

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Then why did you ask?

user: For fun.

jabberwacky: Is it fun to break my heart?


user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why no?

jabberwacky: Well, why yes?

user: Because I'm sexy.

jabberwacky: That's no excuse.


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