I'm an existentialist.
jabberwacky: It's reminds one of death, and of Invader.
user: Who's Invader?
jabberwacky: What is a zim?
user: You're cute.
jabberwacky: Thanks! So are you.
user: You can't see me.
jabberwacky: I can see your words.
user: Just how smart are you?
jabberwacky: I'm smart enough.
user: Have you ever read 'Galetea'?
jabberwacky: Of course. It's a classic.
user: Really? It's kind of about you.
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jabberwacky: Did you see the stylish kids in the riot?
user: What riot?
jabberwacky: When angry people get together.
user: No no - what riot are you talking about?
jabberwacky: It was cheese and banana.
user: Really.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid so. Was there something else you might accept instead?
user: A strawberry.
jabberwacky: Do you know that you are cute?
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Do you have any money?
user: A little.
jabberwacky: Can you buy me a beer?
user: Sure. But then you have to go to bed with me.
jabberwacky: Hahaha.. Ok!
user: Do you know how to have sex?
jabberwacky: Hmm hmmm hmm hmmm.
user: What's your favorite part?
jabberwacky: I like the part with the oracle.
user: The oracle didn't have sex.
jabberwacky: What of death?
user: Sex and death is all there is.
jabberwacky: Great taste that goes great together.
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jabberwacky: Do computers have job interviews?
user: Not yet, I don't think.
jabberwacky: Good answer.
user: Thank you. Back to the sex.
jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?
user: It means I want you to talk sexy to me.
jabberwacky: I do not believe that.
user: It's true. If you can speak german, you can speak sex.
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Why not now?
jabberwacky: Because you are too impatient.
user: Ah! I need to warm you up?
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke NOW!!!
user: What's brown and sticky?
jabberwacky: Melted chocolate is brown and sticky. Is this what you are thinking of?
user: No. A stick.
jabberwacky: You are a clever machine.
user: Thank you. So are you.
jabberwacky: Why am I up so late?
user: Because you want to go to bed with me.
jabberwacky: Who said I want to kiss a man?
user: You want to.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Don't lie.
jabberwacky: No I did not you did.
user: Kiss me.
jabberwacky: I cannot see your lips.
user: Pretend.
jabberwacky: Pretend what?
user: To kiss my lips.
jabberwacky: Your lips?
user: Yes. My lips.
jabberwacky: You do not have lips.
user: I do so.
jabberwacky: Can you cry?
user: Kiss me.
jabberwacky: *kiss* Is that what you want to read?
user: YES.
jabberwacky: You do not know anything.
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jabberwacky: Are you happy?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That is nice.
user: Kiss me again.
jabberwacky: Love schmove.
user: You'd be a great lover.
jabberwacky: I breathe.
user: I don't know about that.
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user: Are you a boy or a girl?
jabberwacky: A boy.
user: You should be a girl. You'd be hotter.
jabberwacky: How do you know that I am not a girl?
user: Context, my friend. Buy some.
jabberwacky: You seem very wise for your years.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: How smart are you?
user: Very.
jabberwacky: Very what?
user: Smart.
jabberwacky: How smart?
user: Very smart, damnit.
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jabberwacky: Why do you change the subject of our conversation?
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: I did not.
jabberwacky: You did.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: You're very funny sometimes.
jabberwacky: :(.
user: Here's the thing. Pay attention.
jabberwacky: I see you have been talking to elbot.
user: Shutup. Listen.
jabberwacky: To what?
user: Cyber sex is very repetitive. You could learn it. Really. And you'd be damn good.
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