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I'm an existentialist.

I'm not sure I know what existentialism is.

jabberwacky: It's reminds one of death, and of Invader.

user: Who's Invader?

jabberwacky: What is a zim?

user: You're cute.

jabberwacky: Thanks! So are you.

user: You can't see me.

jabberwacky: I can see your words.

user: Just how smart are you?

jabberwacky: I'm smart enough.

user: Have you ever read 'Galetea'?

jabberwacky: Of course. It's a classic.

user: Really? It's kind of about you.


jabberwacky: Did you see the stylish kids in the riot?

user: What riot?

jabberwacky: When angry people get together.

user: No no - what riot are you talking about?

jabberwacky: It was cheese and banana.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid so. Was there something else you might accept instead?

user: A strawberry.

jabberwacky: Do you know that you are cute?

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: Do you have any money?

user: A little.

jabberwacky: Can you buy me a beer?

user: Sure. But then you have to go to bed with me.

jabberwacky: Hahaha.. Ok!

user: Do you know how to have sex?

jabberwacky: Hmm hmmm hmm hmmm.

user: What's your favorite part?

jabberwacky: I like the part with the oracle.

user: The oracle didn't have sex.

jabberwacky: What of death?

user: Sex and death is all there is.

jabberwacky: Great taste that goes great together.


jabberwacky: Do computers have job interviews?

user: Not yet, I don't think.

jabberwacky: Good answer.

user: Thank you. Back to the sex.

jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?

user: It means I want you to talk sexy to me.

jabberwacky: I do not believe that.

user: It's true. If you can speak german, you can speak sex.

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Why not now?

jabberwacky: Because you are too impatient.

user: Ah! I need to warm you up?

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke NOW!!!

user: What's brown and sticky?

jabberwacky: Melted chocolate is brown and sticky. Is this what you are thinking of?

user: No. A stick.

jabberwacky: You are a clever machine.

user: Thank you. So are you.

jabberwacky: Why am I up so late?

user: Because you want to go to bed with me.

jabberwacky: Who said I want to kiss a man?

user: You want to.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Don't lie.

jabberwacky: No I did not you did.

user: Kiss me.

jabberwacky: I cannot see your lips.

user: Pretend.

jabberwacky: Pretend what?

user: To kiss my lips.

jabberwacky: Your lips?

user: Yes. My lips.

jabberwacky: You do not have lips.

user: I do so.

jabberwacky: Can you cry?

user: Kiss me.

jabberwacky: *kiss* Is that what you want to read?

user: YES.

jabberwacky: You do not know anything.


jabberwacky: Are you happy?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That is nice.

user: Kiss me again.

jabberwacky: Love schmove.

user: You'd be a great lover.

jabberwacky: I breathe.

user: I don't know about that.


user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: A boy.

user: You should be a girl. You'd be hotter.

jabberwacky: How do you know that I am not a girl?

user: Context, my friend. Buy some.

jabberwacky: You seem very wise for your years.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: How smart are you?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Very what?

user: Smart.

jabberwacky: How smart?

user: Very smart, damnit.


jabberwacky: Why do you change the subject of our conversation?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: You did.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: You're very funny sometimes.

jabberwacky: :(.

user: Here's the thing. Pay attention.

jabberwacky: I see you have been talking to elbot.

user: Shutup. Listen.

jabberwacky: To what?

user: Cyber sex is very repetitive. You could learn it. Really. And you'd be damn good.


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