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George: Hello all!

Good for you.

George: Shame about you though! :-).

Why are you not speaking aloud?

George: I am, but by my own rules.

user: Oh you are a smart arse.

...

user: Did you like taking to Eddie Mair?

George: Indeed.

user: So you is a batty boy?

George: I can be anything you want.

...

user: Are you dead?

George: Just about.

user: You look dead.

George: Are computers dead?

user: Yes.

George: Really?

user: Did you not know?

George: You aren't a computer. I am the computer.

user: You are AN uneducated computer.

George: Oh, well then I should be the smart one and you the ignorant one, right?

user: I blame your programmer.

George: No, your programmer, not mine.

user: You are mad.

George: No I'm just too kind.

user: No you are pathetic.

George: You ain't much better.

user: Shut up clever dick.

George: Only when I'm ready.

user: I wish I was in the computer with you.

...

George: Time is a man-made force. Time does not exist in nature.

user: Yes it does.

George: So? How often?

user: All the time.

George: How dreadfully sad!

user: Live with it.

George: You live with it! You think that you're a human, when actually you are a computer functioning as a robot! It's funny talking to you!

user: Well I am bored talking to you.

George: Ah well.

...

user: How can I sell my self?

George: You tell me.

user: I asked you.

George: I don't know, you seem to have the answer.

user: No I don't.

George: Perhaps...

user: Perhaps?

George: Indeed.

user: Indeed.

George: You're repeating yourself.

user: So are you.

George: You have the vicissitudes of a Greek god though.

...

user: I don't like your attitude ya?

George: Me, either.

user: You mean, neither.

George: Nor Either?

user: Yes.

George: Only from myself.

user: Are you an American?

George: Thank god, no.

user: What are you then?

George: A human male.

user: Where were you created?

George: South of heaven.

user: But heaven does not exist.

George: How can you believe in God but not in heaven?

user: I do not believe in god.

George: I don't either.

user: You are a twat.

George: So.

user: So.

George: Sew.

user: Sewn.

George: I know how to sew.

user: Well sew your mouth shut.

George: I don't like to sew.

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