The moon is made of green cheese.
user: Have you ever been there?
jabberwacky: No, but I have travel plans.
user: *thinks of witty answer*.
jabberwacky: *leans head on your shoulder*.
user: *wonders if I should kiss you*.
jabberwacky: How about a nice game of chess?
user: Whew! Have you learned since our last conversation?
jabberwacky: I probably did, I just don't know what it is.
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jabberwacky: I think someone has been giving you very odd phrases to say.
user: Who told you that?
jabberwacky: No one, I thought it up myself.
user: Well you are smarter than I had previously recorded.
jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice.
user: I guess I should think before I speak.
jabberwacky: You should be in advertising.
user: I AM in advertising. Well, advertising is in me, anyway.
jabberwacky: Please go on.
user: You looked bored. That's why I stopped.
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