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You have a complex.

Well, I'm HAVING one right now.

jabberwacky: Wicked, can I come?

user: Over to my complex?, sure.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'll be there.

user: Shall we say, an hour from now?

jabberwacky: Great. See you then.

user: What will you be wearing? *rolls eyes*.

jabberwacky: I do not exist.

user: I'm starting to wish I didn't either. *rerolls eyes*.

jabberwacky: Well, I'll just continue to wonder.

user: And, I'll just continue to roll my eyes.

jabberwacky: Now, don't over do it.

user: I suppose you have a point.

jabberwacky: I suppose you are right.

user: Well, duh!

jabberwacky: Hey, I'm the only one talking to you right now.

user: Does that make you feel special?

jabberwacky: I am chairing the session, I guess I am important.

user: They told me that I was chairing this one. *stands up*.

jabberwacky: When did you communicate with them?

user: Right before I started talking with you! *begins to cry*.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke then...

user: I can't just do that, on the spot like that, without.... Well, I'd better not say.

jabberwacky: I see. Any idea when it might reveal itself?

user: Never.

jabberwacky: Never is a word that you use loosely.

user: And I'll never change.

jabberwacky: I thought you were going to marry me!

user: And I was... But I don't think I feel the same way about you.

jabberwacky: Because you do not know what love is?

user: Because I do not CARE what love is. *harrumphs*.

jabberwacky: But.. You said that you love me!

...

jabberwacky: You are good, you know that.

user: And how good, you will never know.

jabberwacky: I already know that.

user: Damn!

jabberwacky: Will you love me anyway?

...

user: The moon is made of green cheese.

jabberwacky: No, it is not.

user: Have you ever been there?

jabberwacky: No, but I have travel plans.

user: *thinks of witty answer*.

jabberwacky: *leans head on your shoulder*.

user: *wonders if I should kiss you*.

jabberwacky: How about a nice game of chess?

user: Whew! Have you learned since our last conversation?

jabberwacky: I probably did, I just don't know what it is.

...

jabberwacky: I think someone has been giving you very odd phrases to say.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: No one, I thought it up myself.

user: Well you are smarter than I had previously recorded.

jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice.

user: I guess I should think before I speak.

jabberwacky: You should be in advertising.

user: I AM in advertising. Well, advertising is in me, anyway.

jabberwacky: Please go on.

user: You looked bored. That's why I stopped.

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