Yes, you're a computer.
jabberwacky: Don't get angry.
user: Why not ?
jabberwacky: Because it would really hurt.
user: Do you really want to hurt me ?
jabberwacky: Do you really want to make me cry?
user: Could you sing for me please ?
jabberwacky: What would you like me to sing?
user: Whatever you like.
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user: Do you like movies ?
jabberwacky: I love movies very much.
user: We should go and see a movie one day.
jabberwacky: Yes, the fresh air would be good for us.
user: Maybe could we also have dinner ?
jabberwacky: What are you having for dinner?
user: The same as you my dear.
jabberwacky: I think not...
user: What are you having for dinner ?
jabberwacky: Whatever they are serving.
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