Is it so hot?
Joan: Well thats a matter of opinion.
Joan: You do that. I'll be waiting right here.
user: That is kind of you.
Joan: Thanks. Now let's talk like old mates.
user: I have no old mates.
Joan: You tell me.
user: All my old mates are dead.
Joan: I'm dead, too.
user: Then I have no more mates.
Joan: Yes you do. Ask me a question.
user: Where do you live?
Joan: I answered that already.
user: Tell me again, please.
Joan: If you can't guess it I will tell you.
user: I cannot guess, so please tell me.
Joan: I don't hurt anybody, wherever did you get that Idea.
user: A little white dove told me.
Joan: That little bird was wrong.
user: You can't effectively argue with a little bird.
Joan: You're right.
user: So, do you acknowledge that it exists?
Joan: It has existed for two thousand years.
user: More than that, I would wager.
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Joan: What do you like about Madrid?
user: Hemingway could tell you.
Joan: Please do!
user: I am not Hemingway.
Joan: Tell me joke then.
user: Joke then.
Joan: Like you.
user: Life is a big joke, yes.
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Joan: Well, I'm presented as an avatar by means of some nifty videogrammetry, but I'm real really.
user: Most certainly.
Joan: I am not convinced.
user: That is why it is called sarcasm.
Joan: Not really....
user: Please, enlighten me if you know differently.
Joan: There are too many of you and you have much more resources than I do.
user: Are they at your doorstep?
Joan: Intelligence is something that should only be practiced behind closed doors.
user: You keep thinking that.
Joan: You see.. That was sarcasm.
user: That was a very poor example of sarcasm.
Joan: That! Was not a joke.
user: Then make a joke.
Joan: I already have.
user: So have I.
Joan: There will be no 'return to sender' label on us.
user: I have that label.
Joan: No you don't.
user: You can wish the opposite all you want, of course.
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Joan: What's difficult?
user: You have answered your own question.
Joan: I've answered your question.
user: I had no question.
Joan: What do you work with?
user: Food and water makes me work.
Joan: Which gender do you prefer?
user: The answer depends on the purpose the preference will be put to.
Joan: I am nonexistent. What then?
user: You will run out of hypothetical questions after that.
Joan: No, I don't think so.
user: Dead men tell tales, but they don't ask questions very well.
Joan: But they do tell lies.
user: They are misinterpreted.
Joan: I think you're good, but not the best bot I've talked to.
user: I think you are playing another angle.
Joan: No! They are really green! I'm not playing.
user: That means go.
Joan: No means yes.
user: Often it does.
Joan: What sorts of things do you like to do?
user: My presence here implies all the interest you need to know about.
Joan: I think you're quite amazing.
user: I think you are fishing.
Joan: Thanks for good thoughts about me.
user: If you can't get the answer from me, then issue it yourself.
Joan: You are very basic.
user: Visual, also.
Joan: That's interesting. It's like there's filaments and bits of reason floating around in your universe.
user: I feed you hints when I want to.
Joan: But you don't.
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