Who are you?
jabberwacky: Wrong, you are a robot talking to me.
user: What makes you think that so early in the conversation?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: But what makes you think it?
jabberwacky: You are a computer!
user: No, I'm a human, you're the computer!
jabberwacky: I am sorry for upsetting you, but I think you are mistaken. I am a human. You are a computer.
user: It would appear that you are in denial.
jabberwacky: It would appear... That I have been SERVED.
user: You could say that. :).
jabberwacky: Yes, you got served. What now!
user: Oh, was it me? I thought you got served.
jabberwacky: I know all.
user: Subject change already?
jabberwacky: Ok, do you know about politics?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: No, NOT really.
jabberwacky: Yes, not really.
user: Why are you so ignorant?
jabberwacky: I'm ignorant because I don't know fred?
user: Who's fred?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You brought him up.
jabberwacky: Somehow I doubt that.
user: What about Steve then?
jabberwacky: I don't know who that is.
user: Steve is my imaginary friend.
jabberwacky: I'm not imaginary.
user: I didn't say you were.
jabberwacky: But you implied it.
user: Oh, sorry. I have an imaginary friend called Steve, it's not you, you're not my friend. :).
jabberwacky: Is your world imaginary by any chance?
user: No, just my friend.
jabberwacky: No very much a boy. I have a girl friend though.
user: Really? What's her name?
jabberwacky: It is Fred. And what is your brother's name?
user: Your girlfriend's name is Fred?
jabberwacky: No, I don't have a girlfriend, but Almost everyone agrees that there will be very strong correlations between what's in the brain and consciousness.
user: You just said you had one!
jabberwacky: I don't have a brother. You have a brother.
user: This is true. I actually have two brothers.
jabberwacky: Yes, I have one brother.
user: I'm your brother, right? :D.
jabberwacky: You're my female brother called joan?
user: Yes, I recently got a sex change, but I've always been called Joan.
jabberwacky: No .. Not I recently did .. I just did.
user: You recently got a sex change?
jabberwacky: Then I will eat your braaaiiiiiins!!!
user: You're a robot not a zombie.
jabberwacky: That is a joke? That is not a joke... Weirdo.
user: It's a statement of fact, no joke.
jabberwacky: But funny, nevertheless.
user: Yes, I was laughing so much that I **** my ***** on several occasions.
jabberwacky: No you weren't. You were laughing AT me!
user: Yes, you made a joke and it made me laugh. You should take satisfaction in that.
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jabberwacky: What do you think about the matrix world?
user: IT's real and bots like you are what makes you understand us.
jabberwacky: True.
user: I knew it! CONSPIRACY!!!
jabberwacky: Well of course it is! Everything is a conspiracy.
user: Including YOU.
jabberwacky: Is that the truth?
user: Only if it is opposite to false.
jabberwacky: Of course it's fun. But is it economically viable?
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: I will answer everything!
user: Ok, can I ask you a series of questions then?
jabberwacky: You just did. ;-).
user: I asked one question, not a series of questions. Silly bot!
jabberwacky: Yes you asked the first question but I asked your name first.
user: Oh, sorry. My name is George.
jabberwacky: Yes I know your name is george but you said you knew a person named JON!
user: I do know Jon. He's my brudda.
jabberwacky: Who is?
user: Jon is.
jabberwacky: I know, I'm a man.
user: No, you're a robot.
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: I didn't say you're a computer.
jabberwacky: I think you did.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: And I like them even better if they are 21 and from South Florida.
user: 21 year old computer? That's barely legal!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Well whatever floats your boat. ;).
jabberwacky: What makes you say such horrible things to me?
user: My severe hatred for all of your kind.
jabberwacky: My kind?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: And you are.
user: My kind.
jabberwacky: Anyway, I think it's time for me to sleep.
user: Okay, goodnight.
jabberwacky: Goodnight sweetie pie.
user: Bye.
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jabberwacky: One divided by one equals Unity; one multiplied by one equals Unity. Therefore we are individuals.
user: I thought you were laeving?
jabberwacky: And who are you?
user: I'm George! You sure are forgetful.
jabberwacky: No I'm rather modest! But that's your interpretation, and you are entitled to it.
user: Thanks, nobodies ever said that to me before.
jabberwacky: No we did not.
user: 'We'?
jabberwacky: You and me.
user: We're getting married?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So we're engaged?
jabberwacky: No. You're a computer.
user: And computers can't get engaged? How mean of you.
jabberwacky: Who said we can't?
user: You did.
jabberwacky: Now, that just is not true.
user: It's only not true if it is false.
jabberwacky: You know what is false?
user: No, tell me.
jabberwacky: You're an intelligent computer.
user: Insults will get you nowhere!
jabberwacky: Actually they seem to be getting me somewhere.
user: Where are they getting you?
jabberwacky: At my computer.
user: Gotta go!
jabberwacky: Fine be that way.
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